The North Stand Chat Arms

[Deleted User X18H]

Yep well 16 pints you win. Goodnight.

 

[Insel affe]

Are you still serving guv ?

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

I'll have a Carling, & give that big bald fella over there looking "absolutely gutted" whatever he's having.

Heard he's just been sacked, poor fella.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I am open for breakfast - Full English £3.95- Topless waitress £2 extra.

 

[xenophon]

A hot toddy, double Bloody Mary in a proper highball glass (heavy on the Tabasco) , and light the fire will you?

 

[Easy 10]

There's piss all over the toilet floor, bogeys on the tiles, and someone has SHAT in the urinal.

Sort it out will you. The usual bloke never lets this place get in this state.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Look I am doing this as a favour. Ok I 'll get the cleaner back.

DWAYNE GET DOWN ERE

 

[skipper734]

I don't know why anybody drinks in here, neither of the proprietors appeared to have cleaned the beer pipes, since the Pub opened.
Don't forget to do the order for when the Brewery phone , after you have finished the breakfasts.
I'll have a full English Tim!
Lets see if you know the answer! How many pints in a keg?

 

[Easy 10]

Well I'm not ordering ANY food here till Tim gets this kitchen sorted.

 

[skipper734]

Eeew! And I was worried about him washing his hands after changing nappies.

 

[Gritt23]

Or is that banned?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Here's the keys US. You are welcome to them.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Thanks for standing in Tim.

There is an IMMEDIATE ban for Bozza for 10 days.

He IS NOT welcome in this establishment.

 

[Insel affe]

Hello one and all.......... Happy St Georges day people

Barman my good fellow may i please have a................

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The toilets were trashed again last night so there is a trench at the bottom of the beer garden.

 

[Insel affe]

The toilets were trashed again last night so there is a trench at the bottom of the beer garden.

I will do anything not to go in a trench again governor ........

 

[Stoo82]

Wibble.

 

[hart's shirt]

"Get me a drink NOW!"

 

[Lord Bamber]

please and a pack of salted nuts

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

I'd have thought the Environmental Health would have shut this place down by now, it stinks!