The North Stand Chat Arms

[Vegas Seagull]

Could just do with a cold beer and a sit in the beer garden about now. Just a lager top for me, I'm supposed to be at work.

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

Caipirinha for me, ta.
"Yup, what ever was Woy thinking, needing goals in every game & sending on endless creative midfielders and leaving Rickiiii with 5 mins game time in total. Woy Out"

 

[dadams2k11]

This place is so pretentious and full of hipsters and TOWIE-wannabes now.

You're just Well Jell..

 

[Return of the Rev]

what about running a minibus to the amex for home games?

 

[Puppet Master]

Is it true someone got raped in the toilets in here

 

[Worthingite]

I'm sure Herr T will be along in a minute to sample whatever dusty obscurities are under the bar.

Meanwhile I'll have a pint of summer lightening (at 1 in the afternoon - start as you mean to go on)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

We are back in business. The Arms was closed for sometime after a run in with the old Bill. The Polish barmaids have alas returned to their homeland.

 

[Worthingite]

We are back in business. The Arms was closed for sometime after a run in with the old Bill. The Polish barmaids have alas returned to their homeland.

I take it you're not doing the snide snouts under the bar anymore then? Shame

 

[Insel affe]

Can I still smoke in the saloon bar ?

 

[father_and_son]

Lock in and all night poker??

 

[Insel affe]

Lock in and all night poker??

You know the rules fella...

liquor in the front poker in the rear

 

[Guy Crouchback]

The Polish barmaids have alas returned to their homeland.

... but you still have Polish beer, right? A pint of Tyskie, please.

Now, a riddle for everyone: a Polish soldier is sitting in a trench when he sees a German soldier attacking him from one side and a Russian soldier attacking him from the other side. Whom does he shoot first?

...

The German--business before pleasure.

*I'll get my coat*

 

[Mowgli37]

Can I organize a bingo night?

 

[Dick Head]

Anyone for a game?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What are you lot having then ? The refurbishment has been completed and we have a new Barmaid, Olga from Germany starting today

 

[WhingForPresident]

Pint of absinthe please Olga

 

[Insel affe]

Good choice Landlord, Just what was the interview process like ?

Ah Olga, very nice breakfast and a pint....


(oh dear just seen the little caption at the bottom of the picture !!)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good choice Landlord, Just what was the interview process like ?

Ah Olga, very nice breakfast and a pint....


(oh dear just seen the little caption at the bottom of the picture !!)

Superb Pf, ha ha

 

[Goldstone1976]

I was thinking only last night that it must be 20 years since I've had a pint of mild and best - the last time was with my dear departed grandfather, who taught me two life lessons: how to tie fishing knots and how to read a woman's signals in response to an advance: "the first 'no' can be interpreted as 'maybe', unless it's obviously 'no'. The second 'no' is game over. Mostly, then, it's 'game over'. Sometimes it'll be 'yes' though. Good luck, and enjoy".

I'll have a pint of mild and best please, Olga.

EDIT: 20 years?? Pfft! More like 30.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The air dryer is now fixed after someone head butted it

 

[Insel affe]

Oi landlord, Codner pharmaceuticals said there were some big knockers on here....

Where are they then, and what time do they start twirling the tassels !

I will be over here in the corner eating my German sausage...