The North Stand Chat Arms

[pearl]

I am delighted to say the pub is re opening on Saturday 6 July. David Van Day is cutting the ribbon

Is there an Open Mic Night?

 

[jakarta]

Are you going to be featuring Craft Beers brewed by bearded 20 year olds who had no interest in beer 18 months ago?

 

[Jim D]

Are you going to be featuring Craft Beers brewed by bearded 20 year olds who had no interest in beer 18 months ago?

And didn't have a beard either.

 

[pearl]

And didn't have a beard either.

Or a little onion sprouting out the top of their head


Can I have a flat boris?

 

[SeagullinExile]

Have you got your allergens policy in place? Can never be too careful.

Besides, you’ll have EHO all over you if you haven’t!

 

[SeagullinExile]

Oh, and don’t forget to stock a gluten free beer or two that literally NO ONE will ever buy, and you’ll end up pouring down the drain when it goes past its sell by date

How times in the industry have changed!

 

[Home and Away]

Heineken 0.0%, please

It's a bit muggy out there...

 

[dingodan]

Keep it down lads, I'm trying to watch the World Cup over here.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Are you going to be featuring Craft Beers brewed by bearded 20 year olds who had no interest in beer 18 months ago?

Certainly will.

A quart of sparkling amber cloudy Old Fiddlediddle with all the bits in.

And a gin with added natural flavourings.

 

[pearl]

My gender neutral imaginary friend Bob is looking for part time work, any jobs going?

They have a Curriculum Virtual

 

[Albion my Albion]

Ssssshhhhhh!

I'm studying for my colonoscopy exam. Have you ever seen a bigger **** hole?

 

[father_and_son]

As of wednesday, I will be redundant. Might be coming in here a lot until I find something else!

 

[nwgull]

Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

One day NSC will have a thread zap button.

 

[Albion my Albion]

One day NSC will have a thread zap button.

Dictators start with a thread zap button or at least my saying it is all "fake news."

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

It's up against some pretty stiff competition

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

What's the Hygiene Rating?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Special offer on Pravha today. £ 3.50 a pint

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What's the Hygiene Rating?

2 out of 5

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is this the wankest, most cringeworthy thread on NSC?

Might be, who knows ? You are not obliged to participate