The North Stand Chat Arms

[Deleted User X18H]

I have taken over as Temporary Landlord in US absence

No spitting or pissing in the Bar. No stupid Manager suggestions in the Snug.

No wanking in the latrines

 

[xenophon]

Oi, can you tell that lot down there to shut their noise? I'm trying to watch the facking telly

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Afternoon landlord. What Canadian beer do you have?

 

[Taybha]

dont shoot the messenger but ive just heard from some bloke who plays for brighton and hove albion that the landlord has been sacked pending investigations into his private collection of flasks

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Afternoon landlord. What Canadian beer do you have?

Labatts and Montreal Masher

 

[Deleted User X18H]

US has just advised me via Facebook that there is to be no free pool , darts are subject to a £25 deposit and you can't bring your own arrows in. The Jukebox is set to play Showaddywaddy only and the Sunday lunch time stripper is cancelled.

He aint happy!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

There is going to be a quiz 9.30 start.

 

[DerbyGull]

You're not the proprietor, i wish to speak to the propietor, i DEMAND to speak to the proprietor!!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Hmmmm....... I'll have a Czechvar then please.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

You're not the proprietor, i wish to speak to the propietor, i DEMAND to speak to the proprietor!!

Look he's away alright ! Whats the problem have a bag of nuts on the house.

 

[DerbyGull]

Look he's away alright ! Whats the problem have a bag of nuts on the house.

Thank you sir, and i think i'll have errrr, i'll have a pint of your very own pale ale

 

[DerbyGull]

Sorry this beer is OFF, can i exchange it for a new one. What is your selection of beers?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Gawd sake Fosters, Kronenbourg, Hoegaarden, Harveys, Old Speckled Hen, Carling Extra Cold, Labatts, Montreal Masher, Brighton Breezy, Hove Hothead, NSC Semen Selection and Ruddles.

 

[DerbyGull]

NSC Semen Selection

and keep them coming

 

[Deleted User X18H]

1 2 1 2 testing testing Good evening and welcome to the NSC Arms Wednesday pub quiz

Question 1 General Knowledge nice easy one and relevant - How many pints in two gallons?

 

[cw00]

200

 

[Deleted User X18H]

No and I am bored .........time gentlmen please

 

[Everest]

2 gallons of what?

Imperial or US? (see what I did there?)

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Imperial of course ............can you drink up please.

 

[DerbyGull]

16 pints?