HG201
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The North Stand Chat Arms
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Uncle Spielberg
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You need to buy a drink and I will give you a key to the Shed. But be wanred the bucket is close to full now. Also I can only afford the greasy toilet paper like wiping your arse with a crisp packet.
HG201
Proud Ruffian
Oh well that will have to do, just make it 56 pints of Fosters please
Uncle Spielberg
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Saturday 8th August 2009 - 8 PM
An evening with Brett Mendoza
Brett will entertain everyone with his tales of media whoreship incluing his legendary " a week end with Peter and Jacqui Ward ".
After this the REMF 8 DVD will be played in full and can be purchased from Alan Wares on the night for £ 10 a copy.
I only hoping Alan will behave himself and in preparation I have lifted his banning order. Hove Born & Bred it barred for the month of August however or until he settles his 50% share of the £ 500 toilet repair bill.
An evening with Brett Mendoza
Brett will entertain everyone with his tales of media whoreship incluing his legendary " a week end with Peter and Jacqui Ward ".
After this the REMF 8 DVD will be played in full and can be purchased from Alan Wares on the night for £ 10 a copy.
I only hoping Alan will behave himself and in preparation I have lifted his banning order. Hove Born & Bred it barred for the month of August however or until he settles his 50% share of the £ 500 toilet repair bill.
defrocked priest
Father Footy
Before
After
Consider it dun !!
After
Consider it dun !!
Insel affe
HellBilly
Morning Guv, Pint of snakebite & black and a packet of pork scratchings please. Anyone fancy a game of Arrows ?
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I'll have a pint of Peroni thanks barman...
*choking* Only £4? Very reasonable
I think I'll have another...
*choking* Only £4? Very reasonable
I think I'll have another...
Kick Ass Minton
Brooklynite
1 Kopperberg (or Kopparberg) please
We only have the pear one and that will be $8
Cant find it for love nor money over here in NYC - trying to convince the landlord down at the local beerhall to get the mixed fruits imported from UK but without much luck so far - even offered to take a couple of crates of his hands for trade price plus whatever mark up he wants....
We only have the pear one and that will be $8
Cant find it for love nor money over here in NYC - trying to convince the landlord down at the local beerhall to get the mixed fruits imported from UK but without much luck so far - even offered to take a couple of crates of his hands for trade price plus whatever mark up he wants....
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
When I went on the wagon for two years, I used to drink the non-alcoholic version of this. Fizzy apple-ade
Eventually drove me back on the drink
Kick Ass Minton
Brooklynite
When I went on the wagon for two years, I used to drink the non-alcoholic version of this. Fizzy apple-ade
Eventually drove me back on the drink
Just sent an email enquiry to the NY distributor for Kopparberg - I think im becoming an alchy as well !
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
TBH I'm on my fourth can of Tescos 4% Imported lager and it looks like an early bath and no Doris action for SC tonite
Unless any ladeeeez are feeling particularly lonesome and have sherbert fare, or live within BH buses Saver ticket boundaries?
Unless any ladeeeez are feeling particularly lonesome and have sherbert fare, or live within BH buses Saver ticket boundaries?
Uncle Spielberg
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Welcome my customers. The pub is just about holding off the receivers and any custon is appreciated.
Das Reich came in last week wearing an SS uniform with shiny boots but he was immediately banned and shown the door.
The toilets are working fine and I have a new barmaid Annie from Poland.
Das Reich came in last week wearing an SS uniform with shiny boots but he was immediately banned and shown the door.
The toilets are working fine and I have a new barmaid Annie from Poland.
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Can I come back now GG?
Uncle Spielberg
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Only if you promise NOT to get your Cock out again.
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Spanish Seagulls
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Not much in the way of ladies in here..................then again this is Brighton.
Turns & walks back out.
Turns & walks back out.
The Ringleader
Banned
I'll Have a Pint US
throbinson
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What's the special today
Barry Izbak
U.T.A.
Surely not again?
Red cards every other week, new injuries to Jimmy Mac each time he is ready to come back, coach crashes.......it's like Groundhog Season.
Red cards every other week, new injuries to Jimmy Mac each time he is ready to come back, coach crashes.......it's like Groundhog Season.