The North Stand Chat Arms

[Safe.]

Just a coke please, just had a very very annoying evening.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Sad git

Probably but why are you on here you sad git

 

[Cullip4]

Is that Drew Barrymore getting the finger from ET?

 

[7:18]

cars got a flat tire, can I please use the telephone?

 

[robbie c]

good morning do you serve breakfast?

 

[little al]

Do you allow away fans in? I am a nice bloke, honest, hoswever I am wearing colours.

 

[7:18]

is there room in here for a lonely heart...been a rough night

 

[Soul Finger]

Sad git

Seconded.

Simonsimon, we're sad too because we looked at this poxy thread!

 

[defrocked priest]

Seagull pens free for the first 100 guest.

 

[Insel affe]

Jesus..............its empty in here tonight, where is everyone ?

 

[Stoo82]

:safeway:safeway:safeway

 

[Insel affe]

What.........!

Who said what now..........!

They do what now............!

What.................!

They dont What..............!

Get drunk..........start fights.............and.................. around !

Sounds a bit.....................

:mendoza: to me.................

Hey ho...........Ave fun.............

 

[Martinf]

Evening barman. Pint of guinness please.

 

[defrocked priest]

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I sadly have to report the new refurbished toilets last night were TRASHED by The Large One and Hove Born and Bred. There is however a bucket in the shed outside for all patrons.

 

[Stoo82]

Alright barman!? Ill have a pint of your best Hofbrau please.

 

[jonesie]

Anyone for a game of cribbage?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I sadly have to report the new refurbished toilets last night were TRASHED by The Large One and Hove Born and Bred. There is however a bucket in the shed outside for all patrons.

It wern't my fault all I said was did he fancy a bite to eat in Due South and he went potty banging on about how reasonable Donatello's was for £6.95 and how only bastards like Kuipers eat in Due South (he, Kuipers has apparently written the owner of Due South a testimonial) TLO then push the bog brush down the bog and said 'f*** the NSC arms, f*** Due South and f*** Kuipers and his testimonials' as he stormed off!

 

[Stoo82]

*taps hand which is holding a £5 note on the bar impatiently*

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It wern't my fault all I said was did he fancy a bite to eat in Due South and he went potty banging on about how reasonable Donatello's was for £6.95 and how only bastards like Kuipers eat in Due South (he, Kuipers has apparently written the owner of Due South a testimonial) TLO then push the bog brush down the bog and said 'f*** the NSC arms, f*** Due South and f*** Kuipers and his testimonials' as he stormed off!