The North Stand Chat Arms

[Barrow Boy]

We are having a Eurovision night tomorrow.

The new bar maids Gabriela and Svetlana from the Ukraine will be hosting.

US, please confirm that this is a different Svetlana to the one I had the unfortunate 'Incident' with last year.

 

[Taybha]

i want to watch the lottery

 

[Insel affe]

Oh bollox, my head hurts ............where am i ?
Oh its the beer garden .........
guess i will sit here for an hour and have a couple of smokes .......and wait for that miserable ol landlord to open up again.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

 

[defrocked priest]

Have donated this for the NSC pub.

 

[defrocked priest]

and this.

 

[Frutos]

Do you serve non-alcoholic drinks in here?

 

[defrocked priest]

 

[defrocked priest]

Do you serve non-alcoholic drinks in here?

Why ?

 

[Frutos]

Why ?

I'm teetotal (and can't stand beer anyways).

 

[defrocked priest]

New wallpaper, it will be blue not red, of course.

 

[defrocked priest]

I'm teetotal (and can't stand beer anyways).

I see, well then may I recommend this lovely thirst smasher.

 

[Barry Izbak]

You showing the England game in here today?

 

[HG201]

Cheers, enjoy the game all

 

[Insel affe]

Ello guv gezza pint o snakebite and black please.................

 

[biggles]

large glass of the old bow jolly please landlord

 

[Insel affe]

come on who digs ma new threads man.....!

 

[Insel affe]

Did i leave my cigs in here last night ?

 

[Don Quixote]

Can i have a beer, and no i don't have ID.

 

[Safe.]

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