Smacking

[Rusthall Seagull]

that'll be NO and f*** off, Buzzer, you feckin hippy.

Then

 

[Nibble]

Wrong again. It's not your day old bean, is it?

If you clearly present opinion then it's fair enough. Your opinion may be challenged, of course, or reasons behind your opinion sought.

Your problem, m'old mucker, is you largely present things as fact when clearly they are not.

(Anyway, I've found a thread, it's this one here - http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?t=104960 - what do you think?)

I haven't checked out the thread as of yet but very much looking forward to it.

Of course I present an opinion as fact.

This is the kind of quagmire of argument that you bog people down in so as to avoid the debate. You are merely repeating me and yourselef.

Not yur day is it old bean?

 

[El Presidente]

I believe that one former regular poster to NSC is keen on spanking Jake Robinson's bare bottom

 

[Nibble]

Had a look at the thread. It appears to be from months ago.

 

[magoo]

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

 

[Easy 10]

Well we like to make smacking the children a FUN thing in our house. They love it.
Every Sunday night at about 7pm, whether they have been naughty or not, I will stride into their rooms and like Thing from the Fantastic Four, I roar \"its CLOBBERIN TIME\". I then dispatch a prolongued and brutal beating until my arms ache. Then we all collapse on the floor together totally exhausted, but happy and satisfied, then go downstairs for our tea. Its good exercise, it lets them know who is boss, and its all part of the bonding process.

 

[NMH]

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

The ORIGINAL sketch! -

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[Nibble]

OK, Fair enough! I'm sorry I called you all child abusers. Do whatever you want with the little muelling cabbages, throw 'em in a spankpit, boil 'em in tar, chain them to the radiator with a glass of water just out of reach. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I have a cold and cannot be bothered anymore. Well done Bozza and rusthole, you win. I am a bad man.

 

[Goodfella]

I have never laid a finger on any of my 6 children, from the oldest (27) to the youngest (7)

As a parent i cannot understand how it would make your life easier, i will shout at my kids, but i will always sit them down and explain what it is they have done wrong, and why,and the way i would like them to put it right.

Works for me.

 

[Bozza]

Well done Bozza and rusthole, you win. I am a bad man.

No-one said that. A **** undoubtedly though.

 

[Monkster]

Giving Kid's SMACK.....Thats just SICK

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

OK, Fair enough! I'm sorry I called you all child abusers. Do whatever you want with the little muelling cabbages, throw 'em in a spankpit, boil 'em in tar, chain them to the radiator with a glass of water just out of reach. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I have a cold and cannot be bothered anymore. Well done Bozza and rusthole, you win. I am a bad man.

its RUSTHALL for some reason you put RUSTHOLE ? ?

just thought I would point it out NOBBLE

 

[Nibble]

No-one said that. A **** undoubtedly though.

Can't f***ing leave it can you you twat? Even when you have been given an out from your daft arguments you have to sneer back and call me a ****. Little watery digit that you are. f***ing Keyboard warrior. You come across as some weasly little suck up shitbag. Exactly like I said earlier- insult someone as you are running away. You are a joke, a f***ing pair of clown shoes. You and your buddy. f***ing dick.

You were making a proper dick of yourself and I tried to turn it into a joke and you still can't take the hint and shut the f*** up. You have some serious f***ing issues, you cannot debate properly you just bang on that someone said this and someone that like a little maggoty schoolchild. Looks someone should have given you a few digs as a kid, the maybe you wouldn't have grwon up to be such a weasly, whiny, pedantic, obsessive little shit.

You sit there winding people up and going on and on and on and say shit like WOOO, Mr Angry! Of course people get angry with you, people get angry at all snivelling little shits who like to wind up but never add anything useful.

You are a pedantic shitheel.

 

[British Bulldog]

My dad beat the shit out of me. At school I got whacked.

Have you considered maybe you just invite it nibble?

 

[Nibble]

Have you considered maybe you just invite it nibble?

I do have quite a punchable face!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Giving Kid's SMACK.....Thats just SICK

That one's been done to death:
http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?t=82768&highlight=mother+heroin

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's a shitheel?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I'd like to teach the world to sing .............................

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

What's a shitheel?

and is it pronounced shit-heel or shi-theel ?

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Looks someone should have given you a few digs as a kid, the maybe you wouldn't have grwon up to be such a weasly, whiny, pedantic, obsessive little shit.




maybe his mum should have smacked him as a child aswell ?