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Safeway - a tribute [has been dwayned]
- Thread starter Wozza
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I disappointed that my touching, poignant message has been threadjacked by a bunch of bickering kids.
The playground is thataway ------------------------------->
:safeway
The playground is thataway ------------------------------->
:safeway
As soon as Tim had it, it became second hand.
And it was nicked.
And it was a left hand drive.
And 'chimney' has one with a bigger engine. And lowered. And with a channel tunnel sized exhaust. And with one of those pink neon lights underneath.
Come on Sim, get with the programme.
And it was nicked.
And it was a left hand drive.
And 'chimney' has one with a bigger engine. And lowered. And with a channel tunnel sized exhaust. And with one of those pink neon lights underneath.
Come on Sim, get with the programme.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
I'm still waiting for Dwayne's explanation for why he came on here saying yesterday was Canada Day. What a dipstick.
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
Wozza said:
Me too. It does prove one thing though. To achieve the levels of attention that his ego craves for, 'dwayne' has to hijack a thread with my name on.
I suppose I should be flattered. But I'm not.
Seagullible
Super Keeper
Just read through this and it feels like watching 2 kids in a playground. Dwayne please pm anyone you want to argue with
dwayne said:
Just the one car - why's that? Thought he'd have a little sporty number....
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Seagullible said:
You may want to lay out exact instructions for him on how to do that.
Anyway, I hope he doesn't do that instead. It is entertaining to see someone make an ass of himself on such a regular basis.
I'm quite amused that Dwayne has chosen to 'reveal' that he pissed someone else off so much that they were driven to plant sufficient substances in his room to warrant jail time. It's not only us then...
aftershavedave
Well-known member
i'm with brovian on this...dwayne is up there with the comedy greats, a kind of latter day basil fawlty crossed with norman wisdom.
and now we know he was fitted up on a mjor drugs charge as well, we can file that little porky under "d" for drugs offences.
and now we know he was fitted up on a mjor drugs charge as well, we can file that little porky under "d" for drugs offences.
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
Dwayne, given the fact that you have to let my glory reflect off you in order to get attention, does that mean I now own you? I think it does.
(Don't bother replying because you're on my ignore list.)
(Don't bother replying because you're on my ignore list.)
That reminds me - chimney has the contract to do the chimneys at every single Safeways store in London. He's cleared £6m although he had to give £5.95m for expenses.
No shit. And he's got an M3 as well - but his chimney brushes don't fit in the boot so he's got a special roof rack for them.
No shit. And he's got an M3 as well - but his chimney brushes don't fit in the boot so he's got a special roof rack for them.
dwayne said:
Exhibit X (there has been so many) against dwayne's bullshitting.
Scroll down to 13:24 post:
5 weeks ago, 'Chimney' had a Porsche 911. Not any more it seems. Strange, eh?
Excuses, and odds:
i) He sold the 911 last week 1/2
ii) The 911 is a company car so doesn't count. Evens
iii) I forgot about the 911 even though we were talking about Porsches 5/1
iv) You've got me. I had to elaborate the story by adding a Porsche to it. I'd completely forgotten about that. Bullshitting again, and caught out to boot. 10,000-1
aftershavedave
Well-known member
good spot bozza....
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- #97
Dwayne bullshitting about Chimney? I think the odds are stacked in our favour, Bozza.
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
There's no smoke without fire - that's all I know.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
dwayne said:
Happy Canada Day, Dwayne...