Safeway - a tribute [has been dwayned]

[Simster]

Nice signature Safeway. But I think you'll find it's Simster Pardew.

 

[Brixtaan]

everyone think you're a gay **** safeway.

Nice one.imaginative,creative,intelligent.But above all ,funny.

 

[dwayne]

I like to call it succint.

everyone thinks you're a gay **** safeway.

it actually gets funnier everytime.

 

[Turkey]

No Dwayne.. they don't.

 

[Safeway]

Nice signature Safeway. But I think you'll find it's Simster Pardew.

LOL. Amended accordingly.

:safeway

 

[perth seagull]

To celebrate this moment, I think it's time Safeway finally drank that same glass of beer I've seen in his hand in every single photo...

 

[Emily's Mum]

Safeway deserves all the praise. Not only is he funny, he's a really nice guy. He's even been where my husnabd won't - in my handbag for a paper bag when I'm having a panic attack. Cheers mate

 

[fatboy]

Safeway.

The most camp poster on NSV!!!

 

[Blackadder]

Congrats on your award Safeway.

Here's to NSC Meet 3.

( In the next meet, will all those who went to NSC Meet 2 have their photo taken outside by a wall? There won't be much wall to see )

 

[Juan Albion]

 

[Artois]

Quality Juan

 

[Juan Albion]

Thank you muchly.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Who voted for these awards anyway??! Safeways mates? I mean, I'm sure he's a good lad but I've never laughed at one of his posts. And he ruined his copybook with his 1000th post before the crash & then calling Harry potter the C word

I find Artois & Easy10 a million times more funny.

Sorry Safeway. NSC popularity is a fickle mistress

 

[Trotster]

Is he dead then?

 

[Safeway]

Who voted for these awards anyway??! Safeways mates? I mean, I'm sure he's a good lad but I've never laughed at one of his posts. And he ruined his copybook with his 1000th post before the crash & then calling Harry potter the C word

I find Artois & Easy10 a million times more funny.

Sorry Safeway. NSC popularity is a fickle mistress

FFS.

1. Did I ask Wozza to create an emoticon in my name? NO. If you look carefully enough I think you'll realise it's a backhanded insult.

2. Did I ask my mates to vote for me? NO. The votes were collected perfectly fairly and awards were won because people voted for that person. If you didn't vote and now have the hump about the winners, tough f***ing shit.

3. Do I crave popularity on a football message board? Definitely NOT. As stated a thousand times before, I have a full and happy life away from NSC. I don't need my ego massaged on here.

Yes the 1000th post was a little gratuitous, but it was a bit of fun. It certainly wasn't me going "Oo, look at me, I can write the c word five times in a message title, aren't I clever? Please praise me."

As for Harry Potter, I stick by my initial comment.

Finally, to all the people that are now whinging like bitches about the awards, if you didn't vote shut your mouth. And next time make sure you do vote so you can actually influence things.

To all the people that have said nice things about me, thank you, the cheques are in the post. X

 

[CHAPPERS]

FFS.

1. Did I ask Wozza to create an emoticon in my name? NO. If you look carefully enough I think you'll realise it's a backhanded insult.

2. Did I ask my mates to vote for me? NO. The votes were collected perfectly fairly and awards were won because people voted for that person. If you didn't vote and now have the hump about the winners, tough f***ing shit.

3. Do I crave popularity on a football message board? Definitely NOT. As stated a thousand times before, I have a full and happy life away from NSC. I don't need my ego massaged on here.

Yes the 1000th post was a little gratuitous, but it was a bit of fun. It certainly wasn't me going "Oo, look at me, I can write the c word five times in a message title, aren't I clever? Please praise me."

As for Harry Potter, I stick by my initial comment.

Finally, to all the people that are now whinging like bitches about the awards, if you didn't vote shut your mouth. And next time make sure you do vote so you can actually influence things.

To all the people that have said nice things about me, thank you, the cheques are in the post. X

**** off you ****

 

[Safeway]

And another thing. It's funny how the only people that slate me on here are the ones that have never met me. What does that say?

I'll tell you, it says your a ****.

 

[Robbo]

Well i know you safeway and i think your a !


























Only joking of course!!!

 

[dwayne]

Safeway, Stumpy Tim is an NSC legend and a very clever man to boot don't be so defensive.

 

[Safeway]

Did somebody say something?