Safeway - a tribute [has been dwayned]

[Fluffster]

Even though he was on my ignore list that post was worth reading.

 

[dwayne]

Happy Canada Day, Dwayne...

I got the f***ing canada day wrong, big deal, move on!!

 

[fatboy]

My opinions if anyone cares:

I like Stumpy Tim.

I think Stumpy Tim has something against Safeway.

I like Safeway.

I find Bozza's responses to Dwayne hilarious.

 

[Juan Albion]

I got the f***ing canada day wrong, big deal, move on!!

I'm sorry, could you say the first part again more slowly?

Are you sure it isn't still Canada Day in the bit of the country where your hairdresser's cousin's cesspit cleaner works because it is so rich it can bloody well do what it likes?

Or maybe it is the rest of us that is wrong and yesterday really was July 1st and we are all completely stupid?

Or maybe you know the Canadian Prime Minister and he told you in French (just one of the many languages in which you are fluent) that he was changing Canada Day to July 30th in honour of the anniversary of your mum's first blow job?

 

[dwayne]

My opinions if anyone cares:

I like Stumpy Tim.

I think Stumpy Tim has something against Safeway.

I like Safeway.

I find Bozza's responses to Dwayne hilarious.

err you forgot I like dwayne

..or have u sold out to the masses now??

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

For goodness sake, don't edit topic titles with [has been dwayned] - it just raises the profile of just another nsc regular. Noone's bigger than NSC. He's probably wetting himself with gless at the prospect, so please - return to some sense of normality - if not for me, then for the children - For god's sakes, won't someone think of the children?!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This is funny

Dwayne, Looney, Bozza.... thankyou. You've made my day.

 

[fatboy]

err you forgot I like dwayne

..or have u sold out to the masses now??

I was going to make a comment but didn't know how to word it.

I get on with Dwayne in real life. I sometimes wonder about him on here though.

 

[El Presidente]

I have never met Safeway but he is a good egg in my book and his love for the Albion shines through all the time

 

[Stumpy Tim]

This thread is brilliant. There's nothing like waking up in the morning to view a days worth of bickering on NSC. I would like to thanks everyone for their input.

Here's my tuppence worth

1. I think dwayne often acts like a prize twat, but it does make things funny

2. I like fatboy too

3. I don't know safeway & have no thing against him - I just don't find him funny

4. NSC isn't the same without Man of Harveys

5. My Boxster S wasn't second-hand. And anyway, now I drive a 3-door Rav4 so I'm not cool anymore

 

[fatboy]

This thread is brilliant. There's nothing like waking up in the morning to view a days worth of bickering on NSC. I would like to thanks everyone for their input.

Here's my tuppence worth

1. I think dwayne often acts like a prize twat, but it does make things funny

2. I like fatboy too

3. I don't know safeway & have no thing against him - I just don't find him funny

4. NSC isn't the same without Man of Harveys

5. My Boxster S wasn't second-hand. And anyway, now I drive a 3-door Rav4 so I'm not cool anymore

I like d Stumpy's numberplate.

A17ING ??

Have you ever seen a Tk3MP ?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

A17LNG was the closest I could find to my surname (AYLING). Simster had already stolen A7LNG

 

[fatboy]

A17LNG was the closest I could find to my surname (AYLING). Simster had already stolen A7LNG

Well what the f*** is poor Charlie going to have?

E V3NT ??

 

[Stumpy Tim]

It's a good question, but slightly confused in that he has a different surname to us. I believe your guess would be of interest to him though

 

[fatboy]

What is his surname?

 

[dwayne]

billy bunter i luv u stumpy timbo

 

[Stumpy Tim]

His surname is Needham.

I have a fan. Woopie