Riddles

[Sergei's Celebration]

Yeessss!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

He realised he went to footy and supported Palace ?

 

[Mutts Nuts]

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years.

 

[Wardy]

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years.

The letter M

 

[Bakero]

What starts with P, ends with E and has thousands of letters in it.

 

[Brok]

Postcode?

 

[Bakero]

Postcode?

Nope.

 

[Acker79]

post office

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

A football club starts the season with -10 points. Which division will they be in next season?

 

[Mutts Nuts]

A football club starts the season with -10 points. Which division will they be in next season?

 

[Washie]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

 

[Bakero]

post office

Yep

 

[Brok]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

E... tooo easy

 

[fire&skill]

An open window on a windy day. Broken glass and water on the floor. Antony and Cleopatra lie dead.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

An open window on a windy day. Broken glass and water on the floor. Antony and Cleopatra lie dead.

Antony and Cleopatra are goldfish .

 

[Washie]

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."


The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.


In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."


The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.


In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

 

[Smirko]

A man is in a prison cell thirty feet thick, hundred feet high, no windows or doors and only a wooden table in the cell. How does he escape?

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

A man is in a prison cell thirty feet thick, hundred feet high, no windows or doors and only a wooden table in the cell. How does he escape?

He rubs his hands together until they are sore. He takes the saw and saws the table in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole, and shouts until he is hoarse. He climbs on the horse and rides away. Something like that!!?

 

[we hate palace]

wtf