Riddles

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

What start with T, ends in T and is full of T?

 

[El Sid]

What start with T, ends in T and is full of T?

teapot

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

Not quite a riddle.....more of a dingbat....what's this?


HIJKLMNO
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[Smirko]

ice cube


i wanna know why the guy got pissed and commited suicide

keep guessing!

 

[Josimojo]

Not quite a riddle.....more of a dingbat....what's this?


HIJKLMNO
---------->

Water? H2O

 

[El Sid]

Not quite a riddle.....more of a dingbat....what's this?


HIJKLMNO
---------->

water

 

[thony]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

He's a lighthouse keeper.
He turned off the light, so loads of ships got ship wrecked.

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

Water? H2O

Yep.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

He was the lighthouse keeper

 

[Smirko]

ice cube


i wanna know why the guy got pissed and commited suicide

He's a lighthouse keeper.





He turned off the light, so loads of ships got ship wrecked.

Correct!

 

[binky]

A bear goes hunting. It walks a mile south, then a mile west, then a mile north but finds nothing.
Distressed, he sits down to contemplate his surroundings, and realises he is back where he started.
What colour is the bear?

 

[Diego Napier]

White

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

A bear goes hunting. It walks a mile south, then a mile west, then a mile north but finds nothing.
Distressed, he sits down to contemplate his surroundings, and realises he is back where he started.
What colour is the bear?

white

 

[Smirko]

A bear goes hunting. It walks a mile south, then a mile west, then a mile north but finds nothing.
Distressed, he sits down to contemplate his surroundings, and realises he is back where he started.
What colour is the bear?

White he's a polar bear @ South Pole

 

[pasty]

What gets wetter the more it dries?

 

[thony]

A bear goes hunting. It walks a mile south, then a mile west, then a mile north but finds nothing.
Distressed, he sits down to contemplate his surroundings, and realises he is back where he started.
What colour is the bear?

White (because it's at the North Pole)

 

[madinthehead]

A bear goes hunting. It walks a mile south, then a mile west, then a mile north but finds nothing.
Distressed, he sits down to contemplate his surroundings, and realises he is back where he started.
What colour is the bear?

White

 

[backson]

A man is heading towards the middle of a field, he knows once he gets there he is going to die, but he carries on anyway. Why?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

What gets wetter the more it dries?

towel

 

[thony]

White he's a polar bear @ South Pole

We're the North Pole, we're the North Pole, we're the North Pole polar bears!