Riddles

[Fef]

What's white, and flashes across the sky?

A lighthouse keeper's penguin?

 

[sams dad]

Gus and Charlie are setting out for a training session, and both have a bag of footballs. If Gus gives Charlie one of his footballs, they will both have the same amount, but if Charlie gives Gus one of his, Gus will have twice as many as Charlie.

How many footballs do each of them have in their bag?

Gus has seven, Charlie has five

 

[chiefkickass]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

nothing?

 

[misterspatch]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

Nothing.

 

[Cars]

Anyone got anymore?

 

[BadFish]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

he is a lighthouse keeper

 

[BadFish]

A man give a woman a bottomless gift in which to place blood and bone. She is delighted. What is it?

 

[Cars]

A man give a woman a bottomless gift in which to place blood and bone. She is delighted. What is it?

You've got me there!

 

[SeagullSongs]

I am in a river but not in a lake,
I'm there in a lizard but not in a snake,
I'm inside a tyre but not in a wheel,
I am in a Doctor but I do not heal.

What am I?

(I just made that one up on the spot so apologies if it's crap)

 

[BadFish]

I am in a river but not in a lake,
I'm there in a lizard but not in a snake,
I'm inside a tyre but not in a wheel,
I am in a Doctor but I do not heal.

What am I?

(I just made that one up on the spot so apologies if it's crap)

is it 'R'?

 

[SeagullSongs]

is it 'R'?

Very good! Or was that easy?

 

[BadFish]

Very good! Or was that easy?

i think i have heard it before.

or maybe something similar

 

[SeagullSongs]

i think i have heard it before.

or maybe something similar

Hmm... Maybe I'd heard it before and remembered subconsciously!

 

[highway61]

A man give a woman a bottomless gift in which to place blood and bone. She is delighted. What is it?

Hat

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who am I?

 

[highway61]

Hat

or a Ring?

 

[BadFish]

or a Ring?

correct!

 

[Albalbion]

Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who am I?

you're the father of 'that man'

 

[SeagullSongs]

Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who am I?

You're the father talking about your son.