Riddles

[Smirko]

He rubs his hands together until they are sore. He takes the saw and saws the table in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole, and shouts until he is hoarse. He climbs on the horse and rides away. Something like that!!?

Yeah, something like that!

 

[we hate palace]

What's coming but never arrives?

my season ticket

 

[fire&skill]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man who says 'Thanks' and walks out.

 

[Acker79]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man who says 'Thanks' and walks out.

He had hiccups, and instead of giving him water to stop them, the shot gun frightened him to stop them.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

He rubs his hands together until they are sore. He takes the saw and saws the table in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole, and shouts until he is hoarse. He climbs on the horse and rides away. Something like that!!?

Lucky guess!

 

[Bisto]

ice cube


i wanna know why the guy got pissed and commited suicide

I wanna know how he got an ice cube that large in the middle of the room!

 

[Cars]

You see a shirt for £97, but you haven't got the money to buy it, so you borrow £50 off your Mum and £50 off your Dad. £50+£50=£100. You buy the shirt and have £3 change, you give your Mum £1, your Dad £1 and keep £1 to yourself.

Now you owe them both £49

£49 + £49 = £98 + Your £1 = £99

Where's the other Pound?

Came across this the other day, took me a fooking while to work it out!!

 

[Ajon]

Now these are some good riddles, but then again some are answered and some are left without being answered. So, the point is that please let one riddle be answered and then the second one asked. Its not a car race or something like that so please do tell what the right answer is. No offence but hope you get the idea