North pole. That's why polar bears don't eat penguins.
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North pole. That's why polar bears don't eat penguins.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
tax disc in the post?
tomorrow
He's marking sheep?
R. Slicker
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- Jan 1, 2009
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What has 14 letters, starts with N, ends with N and means constipation?
salty seagull
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Is it the new gem of a striker?
pasty
A different kind of pasty
nnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
His parachute didn't open.
thony
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What's white, and flashes across the sky?
Bingo
the coming of the lord.
(my eyes have seen it and his name is peter ward)
countryman
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- Jun 28, 2011
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viscentaye
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Lightening
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Gus and Charlie are setting out for a training session, and both have a bag of footballs. If Gus gives Charlie one of his footballs, they will both have the same amount, but if Charlie gives Gus one of his, Gus will have twice as many as Charlie.
How many footballs do each of them have in their bag?
How many footballs do each of them have in their bag?
thony
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smeariestbat
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here's a riddle: why doesnt usain bolt get disqualified for not trying in the olympics?!