NSC top 10 worst films, EVER?

[Trufflehound]

"About a Boy" - which is half good

I must have slept through that half.

 

[On the Left Wing]

I must have slept through that half.

in context that the rest was crap!

 

[Icy Gull]

Troy, I cringed at how ham it was

 

[Easy 10]

Troy, I cringed at how ham it was

I quite enjoyed Troy. The battle between Achilles and Hector outside the gates of Troy is one of the best fight sequences ever put to film. In my opinion.

 

[Icy Gull]

I quite enjoyed Troy. The battle between Achilles and Hector outside the gates of Troy is one of the best fight sequences ever put to film. In my opinion.

Fight scene in Germania at the beginning of Gladiator is, by some margin imo

 

[McShane79]

The Butterfly Effect.

This is a great film!!

But for me the worst film I've seen was The Avengers! God damn awful. Read the bad reviews, but thought - Nah, it can't be that bad. It was.

 

[Easy 10]

Fight scene in Germania at the beginning of Gladiator is, by some margin imo

Agreed, thats an impressive sequence. But I was thinking more of a straight one-on-one fight. The speed and brutality of the Achilles v Hector scrap is astonishingly realistic and brilliantly filmed. None of this sudden close-up or shaky "action-cam" rubbish that blurs the edges and deceives the eye. Its just a superbly choreographed piece of action, an outstanding highlight in a fairly average film.

 

[rospants]

Blair witch project 2. utter gash im afraid.

thought the first one was dire so didnt bother with the 2nd

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yes Schindler's List, ET, Close Encounters and Duel were utter shite

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" I thought Jaws was shit. "

 

[Icy Gull]

Yes Schindler's List, ET, Close Encounters and Duel were utter shite

Duel was a f***ing stupid movie made worse by McCloud being a really thick shit driver

 

[Curious Orange]

Mission To Mars, you've probably never heard of it, let alone seen it. Do yourself a favour and DON'T.

Oh, and Armageddon.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The Cell -J Lo is shit

 

[Man of Harveys]

X-Men - maybe I was missing something but the whole thing just left me shrugging my shoulders wondering what the point of this cartoonish headache-inducing plotess CGIfest was.

Notting f***ing Hill - let's airbrush out any non-caucasians from London's oldest black community, then make the person in a wheelchair the hero, just for a second. That's not patronising at all.

I could VOMIT in the faces and SHIT TURDS into those big wineglasses of the awful, wine-guzzling posh, grinning cuntyholes that always piss about with "advice" in empty restaurants in Richard Curtis films when someone's split up with their partner or whatever.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Strange how people see and enjoy films differently. I thought Duel a brilliant low budget movie that relied on fast action, great story telling and suspense and Jaws and ET both also mentioned were superb efforts. Certainly to have any of those 3 on the thread Worst Film Ever makes a mockery of the whole thread.

mmmm, I think I'll nominate

The Godfather
The Godfather 2
Citizen Kane
Pulp Fiction

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I thought ET was shite.

Most Horror films are pretty shit as well

 

[crasher]

Independence Day is the worst film ever.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Yes Schindler's List, ET, Close Encounters and Duel were utter shite

We've been here before but I have pretty major issues with someone attempting to portray the worst crime ever committed in human history in the conventional movie format. But - for once - I'm leaving it at that.

 

[Trufflehound]

I could VOMIT in the faces and SHIT TURDS into those big wineglasses of the awful, wine-guzzling posh, grinning cuntyholes that always piss about with "advice" in empty restaurants in Richard Curtis films when someone's split up with their partner or whatever.

Yes, but did you like it?

 

[Icy Gull]

Strange how people see and enjoy films differently. I thought Duel a brilliant low budget movie that relied on fast action, great story telling and suspense and Jaws and ET both also mentioned were superb efforts. Certainly to have any of those 3 on the thread Worst Film Ever makes a mockery of the whole thread.

mmmm, I think I'll nominate

The Godfather
The Godfather 2
Citizen Kane
Pulp Fiction

You do have a point, although they may be a bit naff they are not that bad that they should be on a worst ever nomination, I guess. Duel would definitely make a top 10 of most irritatingly unlikely scenario films though.