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NSC top 10 worst films, EVER?



Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
Uncle Spielberg said:
Why has Collateral been nominated twice, please explain ???


Ah, didn't notice it first time around.

But it's nominated because it's crap, that's why.
 




Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Is Phil Collins in this cinematic version of Miami Vice? I have a shot of his tiny sleeves and crackable sepia egghead on tv when i were a child wanting to be a Don Johnson with guns and women's phone numbers in his trousers.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
The " its so bad it could almost be good category "

Howard the Duck (1986)
Directed by
Willard Huyck

Genre: Action / Comedy / Sci-Fi (more)

Tagline: Trapped in a world he never made (more)

Plot Outline: A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (more) (view trailer)

User Comments: Cheesy, lame, but still a lot of fun (more)

User Rating: 3.8/10 (8,112 votes)

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lea Thompson .... Beverly Switzler
Jeffrey Jones .... Dr. Walter Jenning
Tim Robbins .... Phil Blumburtt
Ed Gale .... Howard T. Duck
Chip Zien .... Howard T. Duck (voice)
Timothy M. Rose .... Howard T. Duck
Steve Sleap .... Howard T. Duck
Peter Baird .... Howard T. Duck
Mary Wells .... Howard T. Duck
Lisa Sturz .... Howard T. Duck
Jordan Prentice .... Howard T. Duck
Paul Guilfoyle .... Lieutenant Welker
Liz Sagal .... Ronette, Cherry Bomb
Dominique Davalos .... Cal, Cherry Bomb
Holly Robinson Peete .... K.C., Cherry Bomb (as Holly Robinson)

Trivia: Executive producer George Lucas spent $2 million on Howard's duck suit, and eight different actors worked inside the costume.

Goofs: Plot holes: In the diner scene, a truck driver grabs the key card from Howard and asks "What's this, the key to your duck mobile?" Howard never mentions that it is a key and it being a high-tech gadget, does not resemble a key in any way (especially not to a Mid-'80s truck driver). (more)

Quotes: Howard T. Duck: That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck. (more)

Awards: 4 wins & 4 nominations (more)

HOWARD THE DUCK

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User Comments:

Cheesy, lame, but still a lot of fun, 20 February 2004

Author: Kristine (kristinedrama14@msn.com) from Chicago, Illinois

I don't understand how people can really hate this film. I wasn't really into Howard, but Jeffrey Jone's character really brings the fun to this movie. When he is becoming a monster, he just takes the film over. I like to have a great time with this film, sometimes I even enjoy it. So, for the other reviews, you guys have got to admit that Jeffrey can get a good laugh.

6/10
 


crasher

New member
Jul 8, 2003
2,764
Sussex
Redhead said:
All the Die Hards
All the Leathal Weapons
All the Rockys
The Village
The Hills Have Eyes ( The new one)

:eek: Die Hard (the first one) is a truly brilliant film - an action thriller which pushes the genre to new heights of excellence.

I am shocked.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Die Hard 1 and 3 were excellent and 2 was merely good. Lets be serious shall we :eek:
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Rocky 1-4 were certainly good entertainment.

LOOK THE TITLE OF THE THREAD IS WORST FILMS EVER.
 


blockhseagull

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2006
7,364
Southampton
Uncle Spielberg said:
The " its so bad it could almost be good category "

Howard the Duck (1986)
Directed by
Willard Huyck

Genre: Action / Comedy / Sci-Fi (more)

Tagline: Trapped in a world he never made (more)

Plot Outline: A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (more) (view trailer)

User Comments: Cheesy, lame, but still a lot of fun (more)

User Rating: 3.8/10 (8,112 votes)

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lea Thompson .... Beverly Switzler
Jeffrey Jones .... Dr. Walter Jenning
Tim Robbins .... Phil Blumburtt
Ed Gale .... Howard T. Duck
Chip Zien .... Howard T. Duck (voice)
Timothy M. Rose .... Howard T. Duck
Steve Sleap .... Howard T. Duck
Peter Baird .... Howard T. Duck
Mary Wells .... Howard T. Duck
Lisa Sturz .... Howard T. Duck
Jordan Prentice .... Howard T. Duck
Paul Guilfoyle .... Lieutenant Welker
Liz Sagal .... Ronette, Cherry Bomb
Dominique Davalos .... Cal, Cherry Bomb
Holly Robinson Peete .... K.C., Cherry Bomb (as Holly Robinson)

Trivia: Executive producer George Lucas spent $2 million on Howard's duck suit, and eight different actors worked inside the costume.

Goofs: Plot holes: In the diner scene, a truck driver grabs the key card from Howard and asks "What's this, the key to your duck mobile?" Howard never mentions that it is a key and it being a high-tech gadget, does not resemble a key in any way (especially not to a Mid-'80s truck driver). (more)

Quotes: Howard T. Duck: That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck. (more)

Awards: 4 wins & 4 nominations (more)

HOWARD THE DUCK

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User Comments:

Cheesy, lame, but still a lot of fun, 20 February 2004

Author: Kristine (kristinedrama14@msn.com) from Chicago, Illinois

I don't understand how people can really hate this film. I wasn't really into Howard, but Jeffrey Jone's character really brings the fun to this movie. When he is becoming a monster, he just takes the film over. I like to have a great time with this film, sometimes I even enjoy it. So, for the other reviews, you guys have got to admit that Jeffrey can get a good laugh.

6/10


I watched Howard the duck ( a new breed of hero), the other day on Sky

Hadn't seen it for years.....Class !!!!
 




Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
Uncle Spielberg said:
LOOK THE TITLE OF THE THREAD IS WORST FILMS EVER.

In that case I'd like to nominate Rocky 1-5.

The only good Rocky moment is in Airplane II (I think), when they walk past a poster advertising "Rocky 37", featuring a picture of a wizened old man wearing boxing gloves... :lolol:
 


phil1977

"And now on Whistle Test"
Nov 19, 2004
163
Bristol
Two films which seem to be popular for some reason...

Firstly, I nominate Moulin Rouge for being the biggest pile of over-rated shit ever. Funny how most girls really dig this movie.:nono:

Also Jerry Maguire, a massive Tom Cruise ego-stroking exercise, the f***ing cock-juggler:angry:
 


Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,455
Here and There
Trufflehound said:
In that case I'd like to nominate Rocky 1-5.

The only good Rocky moment is in Airplane II (I think), when they walk past a poster advertising "Rocky 37", featuring a picture of a wizened old man wearing boxing gloves... :lolol:

Rocky 6 :thumbsup:
 




Redhead

New member
Jul 21, 2005
2,946
The Mighty 'ford
Uncle Spielberg said:
Rocky 1-4 were certainly good entertainment.

LOOK THE TITLE OF THE THREAD IS WORST FILMS EVER.

The wonderful thing about films is people interpret them in different ways and form opinions of them, and in my opinion I'd rather pass a kidney stone the size of a VW beetle out of my Japs eye than ever watch another f***ing Rocky film.
 




Charles 'Charley' Charles

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2005
3,571
The Mile Of Oaks
Eyes Wide Shut - only film I've ever walked out of.

Matrix 2&3 - What a pile of up their own arse pretentious shit wank. First one was fantstic, the second, oh my god. The idea of a trilogy is to link the 3 films, not ignore the first (very good one)
 




H block

New member
Jul 10, 2003
1,345
Worthing
Uncle Spielberg said:
I quite liked parts of Waterworld, certainly not the Turkey is was supposed to be. 6.4

Seeing as it had been hundreds of years since the land had been submerged and on the tanker a thousand people all smoked , just how many f***ing ciggies did they inherit.
 




Vlad the Impala

New member
Jul 16, 2004
1,345
Snakes on a Plane (okay, I haven't seen it but when did that ever get in the way of an opinion on NSC?)

The Core. ("Well wouldn't they get crushed by the terrific pressure as they got nearer the earth's core? And wouldn't they run out of fuel before reaching it?" "Well, we invented this new material that not only gets stronger as it gets crushed more, but also converts the pressure to fuel. So there." Or something like that anyway).
 


nobody's dupe

Old Fart
Feb 12, 2004
1,133
I'm behind you!
Dandyman said:
No !no !no !

Teenage Muff Diver is widely recognised as one of the iconic works of the Neasden noveau vague art house movement. A seminal piece of cinema.

Sorry, but my vocabulary is extremely limited. Does that mean it is good or bad wank material, and does that explain why my raincoat failed to stiffen?
 




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