Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

[Buzzer]

not really, I watch a bit of TV, factual mainly, but its not really a constructive way of passing ones spare time. a bit like KIds used to play outside and learn things, but now they stay indoors getting fat playing computer games.

as Wozza says, different strokes, no anoraks in what I do, just some overalls and a fleece maybe if its a little inclement

would have more gravitas if it wasn't posted on a reality tv thread on a footie fans internet forum, doncha think?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Fleece? Are sheep involved in your pastimes? Assume the overalls are to keep you clean?

 

[Perry Milkins]

a what?

goggy = 'have it off','shag','rumpy pumpy'.......

 

[Buzzer]

goggy = 'have it off','shag','rumpy pumpy'.......

is that a Northern phrase? Down here in Sussex, we call it "making love"

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

not really, I watch a bit of TV, factual mainly, but its not really a constructive way of passing ones spare time. a bit like KIds used to play outside and learn things, but now they stay indoors getting fat playing computer games.

as Wozza says, different strokes, no anoraks in what I do, just some overalls and a fleece maybe if its a little inclement

I learned everyfing I no by playing outdors.....

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Sheep play outdoors

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Anyway, the important news, is that Gemma hasn't had a shower scene yet, though she did strip to her PANTS and indulged us with a wet t-shirt scene last night.

 

[Perry Milkins]

is that a Northern phrase? Down here in Sussex, we call it "making love"

Buzzer and in the deep south of Surssex its called ' makin lurv...'

 

[Perry Milkins]

Did you know, Ken Dodd died last night?

 

[Buzzer]

Did you know, Ken Dodd died last night?

I knew that his dad's dog had died.


(Graffiti that used to be all around Brighton circa mid-90s)

 

[Perry Milkins]

I knew that his dad's dog had died.


(Graffiti that used to be all around Brighton circa mid-90s)

You mean his dad's dog Denzil that died?

 

[Buzzer]

You mean his dad's dog Denzil that died?

Definitely

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Some readers may be interested in this page: http://www.itv.com/Entertainment/reality/iacgmooh/Galleries/Gemmaonthebeach/default.html

What a charming lady, but have you noticed how completely and utterly smooth her face is. Preternatural I'd call it if I knew what that meant.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

She has a face?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

And here's what she's competing with.

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/realitytv/im-a-celebrity/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=1388154

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Truly, one of TVs finest hours.

 

[London Calling]

And here's what she's competing with.

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/realitytv/im-a-celebrity/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=1388154

over rated.

IMO

LC

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Different strokes and all that...

this argument only works so far.

this can be put forward when comparing i'm a celebrity with big brother, or itv news's coverage with the bbc's. the difference here is predominantly style, not substance.

the subjectivity of entertainment is a difficult topic, but i'm a celebrity can be distinguished from, say, 'dispatches' objectively. a neuroscientist can substantiate claims that the latter generates more brain activity than the former, and requires more intellectual commitment to endure. does this make for better entertainment? this depends on you. if you prefer reality, celebrity television it is not because you have different taste. it is because you are unable - or find it more difficult - to yield utility from exposing yourself to higher art. this is because of a limitation on your part.

so don't demonise zefarelly. he's only trying to help.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

this argument only works so far.

this can be put forward when comparing i'm a celebrity with big brother, or itv news's coverage with the bbc's. the difference here is predominantly style, not substance.

the subjectivity of entertainment is a difficult topic, but i'm a celebrity can be distinguished from, say, 'dispatches' objectively. a neuroscientist can substantiate claims that the latter generates more brain activity than the former, and requires more intellectual commitment to endure. does this make for better entertainment? this depends on you. if you prefer reality, celebrity television it is not because you have different taste. it is because you are unable - or find it more difficult - to yield utility from exposing yourself to higher art. this is because of a limitation on your part.

so don't demonise zefarelly. he's only trying to help.

Amazing, that you can go to so much trouble to sound clever, yet you still can't find the shift key.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

this argument only works so far.

this can be put forward when comparing i'm a celebrity with big brother, or itv news's coverage with the bbc's. the difference here is predominantly style, not substance.

the subjectivity of entertainment is a difficult topic, but i'm a celebrity can be distinguished from, say, 'dispatches' objectively. a neuroscientist can substantiate claims that the latter generates more brain activity than the former, and requires more intellectual commitment to endure. does this make for better entertainment? this depends on you. if you prefer reality, celebrity television it is not because you have different taste. it is because you are unable - or find it more difficult - to yield utility from exposing yourself to higher art. this is because of a limitation on your part.

so don't demonise zefarelly. he's only trying to help.

You are right TID, that is why on Saturday whilst I am at Leyton Orient cheering on the Albion with loads of other fick morons, you will be watching a chess tournament in Highgate village with Professor Twat