Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

[Les Biehn]

Is Nibble talking about me again?

 

[Nibble]

Is Nibble talking about me again?

I don't t alk about my feelings for you. It may jinx my chances of one day being your only true love. For now I shall endure the division of your affections with a multitude of men.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

There is nothing more to her than that I am afraid. She is a shit!

nibs, do yourself a massive favour and don't watch. i'm not someone who would say 'well, if you don't like it, switch over'. i'm with you: she is evil and the world would be a better place without her. but for YOUR own sanity, ignore it as best you can. you won't meet many more hate-filled than me (especially for these people), but your life will be better if you do all you can to persuade yourself you live in a world where these people don't exist. i can't stand watching you do this to yourself, mate.

 

[Les Biehn]

All true. I am a slut.

 

[Les Biehn]

TiD has a good point. I watch no reality TV and am a happy individual.

 

[Nibble]

nibs, do yourself a massive favour and don't watch. i'm not someone who would say 'well, if you don't like it, switch over'. i'm with you: she is evil and the world would be a better place without her. but for YOUR own sanity, ignore it as best you can. you won't meet many more hate-filled than me (especially for these people), but your life will be better if you do all you can to persuade yourself you live in a world where these people don't exist. i can't stand watching you do this to yourself, mate.

I don't watch it. So you and Les are making a moo point (that is a cows opinion. A cows opinion doesn't matter)

 

[Nibble]

TiD has a good point. I watch no reality TV and am a happy individual.

No you're not. And besides one of your favourite programmes is newly weds on T4 you big liar.

 

[Les Biehn]

No you're not.

Well, not with regard to the ladies when I become a depressed, irrational beast but in the main I am a happy chap.

 

[Gwylan]

She personifies EVRYTHING I hate in a person. She thinks the only reason people are put on earth is to make money. She will f*** anyone over to make money. She sees everything with pound signs in front of it. She sees the price of everything and value of nothing. She is proud of sleeping with other people's husbands, she thinks she is admired by all who meet her. She believes she is the sexiest woman in any room she enters when in fact she is one of the single most unnatractive people physically, mentally and spiritually I have ever clapped eyes on. And she is proud of all the above. An egotistical, self deluding twat.

All this may be true but as she's had at least two affairs with married men, there are at least two people who disagree with you. And it does make you wonder how singularly unattractive their wives must have been.

 

[Les Biehn]

And besides one of your favourite programmes is newly weds on T4 you big liar.

SHUT UPI like Nick Lachey.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

you have the last laugn nib. i don't know what you look like, but i'm betting it's easier on the eye than this TROLL:

 

[Nibble]

Well, not with regard to the ladies when I become a depressed, irrational beast but in the main I am a happy chap.

Fair enuff, but then stop being such an aggressive lover!

 

[Les Biehn]

Fair enuff, but then stop being such an aggressive lover!

It's the only way for me to pretend you and Kinky are women.

 

[Nibble]

you have the last laugn nib. i don't know what you look like, but i'm betting it's easier on the eye than this TROLL:

Ugh. f***ing look at her. She looks like a peeled bollock.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

 

[Perry Milkins]

Ugh. f***ing look at her. She looks like a peeled bollock.

You don't look at the top branch whilst you are digging around the roots so they say.

 

[Nibble]

You don't look at the top branch whilst you are digging around the roots so they say.

But then you stil have that piggy body to look at. I bet her fanny has got a row of teeth.

 

[Les Biehn]

You so wanna f*** her.

 

[Perry Milkins]

But then you stil have that piggy body to look at. I bet her fanny has got a row of teeth.

Piggy body? Row of teeth?She sounds like a cast member from the Little Shop of Horrors!

 

[Perry Milkins]

You so wanna f*** her.

he is getting his spade ready!