[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

[Wrong-Direction]

Aches and pains at 30 ffs

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[Boys 9d]

When pregnant women offer you their seat on a bus.

 

[Norman Potting]

..Just thought of another. When you can remember steam hauled trains, in fairness I was in my pushchair at that time !

 

[Nottseagull]

When you can no longer do simple arithmetic.

When you mates 23 year old son wasn't born when we lost The Goldstone.

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[timbha]

my son is mates with the son of an old school friend of mine, surname Bell.

My friend was nicknamed "Ding Dong"

His son is nicknamed "Bell End"

life was so innocent then

 

[Durlston]

- You start turning out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

- You pray that 'veteran' footballers like Gianluigi Buffon, Jermain Defoe, Jay Bothroyd and Diego Forlan carrying on playing every season.

 

[AmexRuislip]

When you find that the volume on your TV is not quite loud enough to hear all the SFX, when watching a film, and the need for a sound bar grows more enticing.

 

[Gwylan]

When you go to more funerals than weddings

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

When you spot THIS in a Lewes antiques shop

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You're getting old when you accidentally post a picture of a reflection of yourself in a window on NSC

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

When you have your ipod on shuffle and a young family member asks if you have any music that’s not at least twenty years old

Just checking, unlike our hibernian chum, you aren't one of those fellows who have mocked my (modern) musical posts at all, are you?

Here is a new release to test you out.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZwVbPMtvQ

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

When you can't trust a fart.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

When your birthday comes and goes, you receive about 8 cards and a single wrapped gift.

 

[portlock seagull]

Aches and pains at 30 ffs

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Yep, good point well made. There comes a time in your 30s when suddenly you realise those aches and pains that used to come and go on their own accord now need work and or treatment to get rid of. Then in your 40s not even that works! They’re here to stay. Until the end. You may as well make friends with. Give em a name.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Yep, good point we’ll made. There comes a time in your 30s when suddenly you realise those aches and pains that used to come and go on their own accord now need work and or treatment to get rid of. Then in your 40s not even that works! They’re here to stay. Until the end. You may as well make friends with. Give em a name.

Well that's depressing

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[Questions]

Yep, good point well made. There comes a time in your 30s when suddenly you realise those aches and pains that used to come and go on their own accord now need work and or treatment to get rid of. Then in your 40s not even that works! They’re here to stay. Until the end. You may as well make friends with. Give em a name.

My pain in my arse ( piles) is called Boris.

 

[Justice]

People stop giving you flyers for clubs

Ha I’m in Spain at the moment me and the Mrs got totally blanked by the Club PR’s last night, We actually met some 25 years ago doing the same job in Greece.

 

[Questions]

Ha I’m in Spain at the moment me and the Mrs got totally blanked by the Club PR’s last night, We actually met some 25 years ago doing the same job in Greece.

After your wife’s performance the previous night no wonder he blanked you ��

 

[zefarelly]

So very true. Love looking at the expensive tat in those shops

We have wandered through a few times . . . With a 'got one of those, threw one of those away, gave one of those away, and a you had to pay to have that taken away comments!

 

[zefarelly]

In conversation with a 20 something about music, they’d never heard of New Order. I mean, come on...

To Be fair, that's an educated choice. Progress an all that.

 

[zefarelly]

I don't recall the actual date, and one didn't even need to be registered to post initially . . . .but

Been spoutng shit on NSC for 20 years.

I think we're maturing nicely.