[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

[Bakero]

The amount of wild eyebrow hairs I have started to develop.

I just have one and I'm rather fond of it.

 

[Albion_Dave]

Having to sit on the edge of the bed to put socks on

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

When you suddenly realise that the target demographic for all those Over 50s Funeral Plan adverts feat. people who look and act like your dear old nan and grandad is YOU

 

[Braggfan]

A teacher friend of mine told me that on the day Margaret Thatcher died he heard one of his a-level students say, "We don't like Thatcher in my house because she stole my grandmother's milk".

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Seeing that the son of someone you went to school with his playing professional football. I have also had the holy trinity of doctor, dentist and consultant young enough to be my daughter.

 

[Brovion]

All the above and just looking in the mirror.
Wow, who is that old git looking at me!

Don't. I'm not sure why, but I never appear in photographs any more. Sure they point the phone thingy at me, but when the snaps come back from the chemist (really quick these days), I'm never in them and instead my place has been taken by this fat old man

 

[albionfan37]

When you’ve got more hair in your hooter than atop your head

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

When your children dont think anything of getting £150 Nikes / Adidas etc, yet you're happy to just pay out £7.99 for a pair of lidl running trainers....

 

[Weststander]

When you spot THIS in a Lewes antiques shop

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You’ve aged well. A far cry from the ‘Gers warrior on the pitch in 1980.

 

[Beach Hut]

You are bombarded with equity release offers and pension scammers

 

[zefarelly]

When you spot THIS in a Lewes antiques shop

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When you're frequenting antiques shops in Lewes! ;-)

 

[zefarelly]

I just have one and I'm rather fond of it.

I've been cultivating a pair Denis Healey would be proud of . . . until the last trip to the barbers and they got TRIMMED!!!!

 

[daveinplzen]

People stop giving you flyers for clubs

 

[marcos3263]

When everywhere is just too loud, shop assistants call you Sir and the big one, flyer distributors dont hand you nightclub leaflets anymore.

 

[maffew]

Nsc join date. Pre July 2003, survivors of turkey gate. We are old man

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

When you don't get offered the HEROES trading cards at Saino's even tho you've clearly spent more than a tenner

 

[Questions]

When you have to enter your age on line the drop down needs a lot of scrolling downwards!!!

Yes.... spinning the wheel of fortune.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

When you see some fit young woman, wearing a short skirt and revealing top and your first thought is
‘She’ll catch a cold wearing that’

 

[jakarta]

Sadly it happened just last night when Mrs Jakarta and I went up to London Tarn to see Her Godson and meet His fiancee for the first time - they are both 30 and getting hitched next month, we have been invited so it seemed appropriate to meet them and have a meal before the Wedding.

We were just going through a hilarious anecdote about Mrs J's School Christmas School Staff Outing about 15 years ago to see Alvin Stardust playing Chichester Festival Theatre when it dawned upon us that neither of them had any idea who Alvin Stardust was...

 

[Brok]

When you’ve got more hair in your hooter than atop your head

Yep... hairs spring out everywhere... ears... noses... other 'orrible places... BUT... the biggest ones are the grey ones, that grow twice the speed of the rest of them...