[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

[Taybha]

When you look forward to receiving the free pen that comes in the post after buying a Sun Life over 50s plan , it's like waiting for one number on the bingo down the railway club .

 

[marlowe]

When you realise that the time that has passed since the heyday of punk is the same length of time or more between now and you receiving a telegram from the Queen.
God Save the Queen!

 

[luppers]

what was the question again please ?

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

We had a gig at a festival earlier this year . . . played late afternoon . . . I retired to the Hotel at 9pm with cheese, a bottle of wine and a book!

That sounds great. It's the kids and their pushy sweatiness I don't care for much anymore.

 

[Hampden Park]

what was the question again please ?

4 o'clock

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Went for a meeting recently in central London, the delightful young lady on reception explained that my client is on the second floor and then asked me if I'd be OK with the stairs ... I'm only 57!

 

[zefarelly]

That sounds great. It's the kids and their pushy sweatiness I don't care for much anymore.

ours was proper grown ups . . . but there's a limit to how much space rock anyone can cope with unless you're off your tits.

 

[pearl]

When you see some fit young woman, wearing a short skirt and revealing top and your first thought is
‘She’ll catch a cold wearing that’

Oh that made me laugh



Never, ever getting asked for ID

just automatic concessions

 

[pearl]

When a person in their late 30s helps you clear out your desk (for the last time) and discovers a Letraset Burnisher, trying to explain what/when/why and wishing you'd just agreed that you stole it from the dentist

 

[symyjym]

When someone calls you an old **** instead of just ****

 

[MillerEP]

When you somehow manage to hurt yourself in your sleep.

 

[Norman Potting]

When you will be missing next Saturday's game due to attending the funeral of a an old school friend

 

[luppers]

4 o'clock

Ha ha ,like it

 

[Braggfan]

A new member of staff joined my team recently. Apparently it's her first job after Uni, so I reckon she must be 21/22, something like that. I was to her chatting yesterday and she told me she'd been out at the weekend and gone to an 80's night. Apparently her and her friends were unsure about going at first, they weren't sure if they'd like it because, her words "None of us knows any music from the 80s".

 

[Easy 10]

When you can't stand up or sit down without emitting a grunt. Especially when getting in and out of cars.

 

[amexer]

Like 4 day cricket

 

[warlingham seagull]

Being offered a seat on the train

 

[marlowe]

When you start tucking your T-shirt into your shorts.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

When you can't stand up or sit down without emitting a grunt. Especially when getting in and out of cars.

I've been doing that since I was 25!

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