[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

[Miximate]

Increasing the font size to read NSC on your phone

 

[Icy Gull]

When you have your ipod on shuffle and a young family member asks if you have any music that’s not at least twenty years old

 

[banjo]

When your balls hang lower than your knob.

 

[marlowe]

When you spot THIS in a Lewes antiques shop

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What are you actually referring to? The Sex Pistols Pretty Vacant picture or the reflection in the window of the old geezer holding up the camera phone?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What are you actually referring to? The Sex Pistols Pretty Vacant picture or the reflection in the window of the old geezer holding up the camera phone?

Both

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Hurt my back doing up my shoelaces.

Get excited about a new dish sponge.

Think 99% of new music is crap (it is).

Don't go absolutely mental at a free bar.

 

[marlowe]

When your ear lobes increase in length to sometimes quite alarming proportions.
Fortunately this hasn't happened to me yet but it's a phenomenon which has always intrigued me. It only seems to affect men for some reason as I've never seen an elderly woman afflicted by it. I've still no idea what it's all about.

Is anyone on here affected by elongated earlobes which they didn't have when they were younger?

 

[studio150]

No Deal Brexit makes sense to you.

Thank you, I feel much younger already

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

When the popes start looking younger

 

[Notters]

Going to bed at 10pm and getting up at 6am rather than the other way round.

 

[dazzer6666]

Getting up to pee in the night
Keeping a bit of wood 'that might come in useful to stir paint'
Using a golf trolley instead of carrying your bag (then, sadly progressing to a motorised trolley - Nursing Home is not far off when you reach that point)
Carrying reading glasses everywhere and having pairs dotted all over the house
Buying literally any item of clothing from M&S

 

[studio150]

When the Albion away fixture list comes out, and lots of people are marking off certain grounds as they will be their first visit, and you've already seen the Albion play there at least 6 times.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

When you find yourself portrayed as an exhibit in two different museums.

 

[Bakero]

I've been cultivating a pair Denis Healey would be proud of . . . until the last trip to the barbers and they got TRIMMED!!!!

Same thing happened to me but it was back in no time.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

When your ear lobes increase in length to sometimes quite alarming proportions.
Fortunately this hasn't happened to me yet but it's a phenomenon which has always intrigued me. It only seems to affect men for some reason as I've never seen an elderly woman afflicted by it. I've still no idea what it's all about.

Is anyone on here affected by elongated earlobes which they didn't have when they were younger?

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Your ears are cartilage and so never stop growing. The lobes elongate with gravity. Women cover it up with their hair.

 

[schmunk]

When the popes start looking younger

Nah, that's just plastic surgery:

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

When I watched the Barcelona game at the weekend and realised I’m old enough to be their scorers Grandad


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[jamie (not that one)]

Nah, that's just plastic surgery:

2006 must've been some year.

 

[BlockDpete]

When you go along to a normal NHS Health Check, and the nurse advises you who the dementia GP is.

Just in case I " Don't know where I am".

 

[dennis]

When I have a wee and it smells of sugar puffs and I haven’t eaten them for years

Getting given a gift card for a garden centre