[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

[LamieRobertson]

What was the question again.....

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

When you say "right" every time you get up out of a chair to do anything

 

[portlock seagull]

When you say "right" every time you get up out of a chair to do anything

Or similarly exhale for things like e.g. sitting still or using the remote control!

 

[portlock seagull]

Realising you can’t change the world and that Bono basically lied to you...

 

[portlock seagull]

Where once I knew every characters name in Star Wars, and most of the actors playing them, now I can’t even remember all the episode titles...

 

[Urb]

When you still look like you just woke even though it's 1230

 

[marlowe]

Greying hair can begin in your thirties or forties, before you would necessarily classify yourself as "old".

However when your pubes start to turn grey, that's when you realise that you really are getting old.

 

[hart's shirt]

Realising that it's probably unlikely that you're ever going to be signed for the Albion, score on your debut and then represent England in the World Cup.

 

[Tokyohands]

When your balls hang lower than your knob.

and they float on the bath water.

 

[lasvegan]

When you think you have finished urinating, but you actually haven’t.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

When you don’t get ID’d buying beer in an American supermarket.

When the doc recommends taking a screening PSA.

 

[Icy Gull]

Just checking, unlike our hibernian chum, you aren't one of those fellows who have mocked my (modern) musical posts at all, are you?

Here is a new release to test you out..... :lolol]

They are part of the reason why I don’t have much modern music

 

[OzMike]

When you can't be arsed more than you could be.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

When you continually obsess about the left back position.

 

[Tokyohands]

When you say no to safe standing being installed.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

When you've worked your way through 12 pages and nodded so much you've now got neck ache.
When you get to standing gigs early so you can find a spot leaning against a wall.
When you're pleasantly surprised on getting up in the morning that nothing hurts noticeably.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

on another thread someone being described as 'well old'

 

[pasty]

Making references to things in conversations with work colleagues that nearly all of them have no clue what you're on about because they're all too young. Recently in a meeting someone asked "so what's the answer then?" to which I immediately replied "42", and I was just stared at as if I were some kind of looney

 

[Frankie]

When you actually realise she was right about everything .

 

[Mr H]

When you remember watching the Albion winning a particular title at their 30th consecutive attempt.
A title they still hold.