[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

[Mancgull]

More hair on my back than on my head.
Getting grumpier by the day.
Being pessimistic about the Albion as I think I've seen it all before.
Looking at Kylie, and thinking 'I would, if I could'.

 

[Juan Albion]

Becoming a grandfather. Today probably.

 

[raymondo]

When your kids are nearing retirement!

 

[bhafc99]

Nah, that's just plastic surgery:

Definition of feeling old: being surprised that Shane MacGowan is still alive.




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[Icy Gull]

When your kids are nearing retirement!

I think we have a winner

 

[BLOCK F]

When you saw Bobby Smith play for the Albion!

 

[getz]

When you're frequenting antiques shops in Lewes! ;-)

So very true. Love looking at the expensive tat in those shops

 

[Lincoln Imp]

When people assume you voted Leave.

 

[Norman Potting]

Sadly when one old school friend, and the wife of another, are both suffering from serious neurological disorders.

On a brighter note when your radio station of choice (Planet Rock) annoys the teenage daughters and when you recall that you saw Peter Ward score on your first ever Albion game (1983 New Year's Day v Watford - uninspiring 1 - 1 draw)

 

[amexer]

When they dont let you into nightclub and you say thank you

 

[gripper stebson]

When you mates 23 year old son wasn't born when we lost The Goldstone.

 

[spongy]

I wasnt sure so I've just checked and having pubes longer than your penis, which are significantly older than your wife

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I was going to type something........but can't remember what it was

 

[dolphins]

When you realise you qualify for Saga holidays and insurance.

When you realise your kids, just about to turn 18, have never experienced the "joy" of dial-up internet in a one-phone-line house, and have lived in a world that's always had the internet.

Realising Channel 4 is 37 years old this year and remembering the opening "sting" on the first night, before Countdown aired for the first time!

 

[portlock seagull]

In conversation with a 20 something about music, they’d never heard of New Order. I mean, come on...

 

[portlock seagull]

When more exercise, abstaining from alcohol AND eating more healthily still doesn’t reduce weight. Surgery it is then...

 

[portlock seagull]

When you realise you qualify for Saga holidays and insurance.

When you realise your kids, just about to turn 18, have never experienced the "joy" of dial-up internet in a one-phone-line house, and have lived in a world that's always had the internet.

Realising Channel 4 is 37 years old this year and remembering the opening "sting" on the first night, before Countdown aired for the first time!

Bloody hell, that bit about channel 4 has more than anything else on this thread just AGED ME. You’ve turned my hair grey instantly with the shock!! Barsteward!

 

[Creaky]

When you suddenly realise that the target demographic for all those Over 50s Funeral Plan adverts feat. people who look and act like your dear old nan and grandad is YOU

When you realise that you’ll soon be too old to qualify for a funeral plan

 

[Thunder Bolt]

When you realise you qualify for Saga holidays and insurance.

When you realise your kids, just about to turn 18, have never experienced the "joy" of dial-up internet in a one-phone-line house, and have lived in a world that's always had the internet.

Realising Channel 4 is 37 years old this year and remembering the opening "sting" on the first night, before Countdown aired for the first time!

A mere youngster. I've got a granddaughter who is 18.

 

[burnee54]

Taking my arthritic hip on holiday and coming home with a walking stick and a shooting stick.