[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.

[Djmiles]

Add £20 on to each season ticket for a signed vinyl of Locadia’s new single.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Flask tax. Pay £100 a year to bring a flask into the AMEX. Offer does not apply to all those Albion supporting ISIS terrorists who will use the flasks as bombs and who caused the ban in the first place.

But only if purchased in the club shop.

 

[zefarelly]

How about make the stadium all seating and double the price of attendance.

Oh, hang on . . . .

 

[zefarelly]

It's not the fans fault it's 1/3 of the size of a proper North stand, and is full of wanky poofter seats instead of hard concrete with sharp bits and steel railings covered in ice

( do I win a 3 post band for that? )

How about barn owls in the North Stand? They wouldn't be disturbed there, it's so bleeding quiet

signed
WSU

 

[Beach Hut]

20p turnstile entry to the toilets sponsored by GTR

Scarf tax, 50p per game but you can pay more at £20 per season added to your season ticket price

 

[Driver8]

Burnley were handing out free BHA T-shirts today, and did the same last year.

Nice touch.

 

[clapham_gull]

Peace of mind in-stadium bat collision insurance for only £99 a season

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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Good thread.

"Speedy Boarding" allowing people to jump queues at the station and Park & Ride stops would be popular.

£99 per season (no need for any concessions).

If I could pay that I would. Then I would stay till the last minute and clap the players off, rather than leave at 85 minutes so I'm not stuck in car park C for an hour, and back home up to 3 hours after the final whistle (which is my current option). Personal parking space and a private manned exit I'm IN!

(I may have subverted the OP's intent here. Which is nice).

 

[clapham_gull]

Concourse chef's table. Beat the queues in comfort as you sit in your own deckchair at the back of the kiosk observing University students reheat our awarding winning pies.

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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

After each defeat or poor performance, the scapegoat player of the day gets put in the stocks and "fans" can take turns throwing wet sponges, paying £10 per sponge for the privilege.

Lucky Barnes is no longer at the club. By now he'd have been sponged so well his face would be fit for a Camay advert. Move over Luciana Pignatelli.

 

[cloud]

Mobile hot chocolate sellers in the seating area (ice-cream sellers in summer)

 

[clapham_gull]

Remove all the seats from the stadium and place them outside in a huge seat vending machine.






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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

We were lied to

And after we leave we won't be allowed to end sentences with prepositions.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For a special fee (which will involve a check with the police and your GP to ensure you won't start a riot or wee your own trousers) you will be allowed to purchas and take back to your seat an alcoholic drink to enjoy in comfort during the match. I'd happily pay £50 a season for that.

 

[clapham_gull]

Remove all the toilet rolls from the stadium and place them outside in a huge seat vending machine.

 

[clapham_gull]

Guess the director bonus lottery. Winner wins a free ticket for next years director bonus lottery (winner wins a free ticket for next years director bonus lottery).

 

[ewe2]

Err ....... just be honest and increase the seat price !

 

[Bwian]

Lucky Barnes is no longer at the club. By now he'd have been sponged so well his face would be fit for a Camay advert. Move over Luciana Pignatelli.

Camay?

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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Camay?

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[MattBackHome]

Fixed Odd Betting Terminals in every stand.

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