[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.

[zefarelly]

This is a double winner . . . There would be 20000 outside with comfy seats, flasks and posh pies, possibly,grumbling a bit, whilst 45000 walk inside, having happily paid hard cash for standing and singing. Loudly with rude words.

Remove all the seats from the stadium and place them outside in a huge seat vending machine.






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[Seasidesage]

Waiter service to your seat with a 'special' pint sized glass of unspecified origin for customers paying £199.99 per season...

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Charge people to use the lifts to get to the WSU

 

[Pickles]

As many of us will be pressing the 'opt out' button on our keyboard, I think we should help the club.

Instead of them coming to us with the begging bowl out why don't we get our heads together and come up with a scheme we agree with, that results in us handing over every penny we earn.


How about the turnstiles retain our season tickets then we have to buy them back.

Normally Stat, I find your threads an illogical annoyance. However, well played on this, for once.

Barber's next move, has to be a chargeable (naturally) half time drinks system,like the theatre, or a fee to be able to even have the privilege of buying a drink.

All those years ago, when we were fighting to save this club, I do wonder what monster we may have created...........

 

[portlock seagull]

Sponsor a player’s car petrol tank: for just £9999 per season, you have exclusive access to their milometer readings with detailed analysis including average miles per hour every month; plus first refusal on paying their speeding and parking tickets.

Or take out the Deluxe package which includes all of the above AND a signed photograph of said car - for just £4999 extra!

It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s sale of the f ucking century!

 

[Eeyore]

How about a state of the art ground with roomy comfortable seats, a great community scheme that really helps the less fortunate and training facilities for all ages producing some great players for the future. Get a good manager and squad and maybe, just maybe get us into the top half of the Premier league in our second season .........oh!

One day.

 

[Bwian]

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I know, I know. Horrible stuff.

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[portlock seagull]

Naming rights to your very own Seagull for just £10! But hurry, with only 2.5 million birds on the Sussex coastline this offer is only valid whilst flocks last!

 

[clapham_gull]

Free pint of Harveys (*) included for early bird season ticket renewal.

(*) Free pint does not include plastic pint glass priced at at £5.99

 

[disgruntled h blocker]

Charge 10p for a fork for my pie. I would actually consider paying that! But I guess they have been banned like flasks.

 

[Weststander]

Normally Stat I like your threads including the wind-ups. This one was a great idea, loved it, thanks.

 

[Frankie]

Water down the fosters a bit more , make every game a cat A game (dreadful policy as it is ) , and A facial hair tax .

 

[Stat Brother]

What about a tax on Mustard coloured jumpers?

 

[KNC]

Charge people to use the lifts to get to the WSU

Now this I would pay for.

 

[ManOfSussex]

What about a tax on Mustard coloured jumpers?

and one on people with sensible, all over, Grade 5 haircuts just to be sure.

 

[jackanada]

Include free entry to all womens games for only £30 extra.
You can opt out but would have to sit through a sensitivity training course (£25).

As a bonus could have record breaking pretendances for the women's side.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Join the team on their annual December piss up, this year in Manchester. £500 fee to the club and the fans have to whip around to pay for the players during the evening.

 

[Arkwright]

Similar to snooker charge for lighting on a timed meter, floodlights are on a meter and fans will have to put in a £1 each per 30 minutes. Non payment meaning no lights. Income, 30,000 x 2 hours = £120,000 extra for cup games with extra time and penalties.

 

[Saunders]

After tonight heres an idea how about charging us to watch our home u23 games on Seagulls TV rather than us getting them for free from our rivals website.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

We've had snow dogs. We've had giant snails. The obvious next step is painted seagulls in and around Brighton. Whilst the Martlets is a great cause, I'd put the frighteners on them and have the money go towards Jurgens wages instead.