[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.

[happypig]

A wanker button. Fit every seat with a coin-operated keypad. You put in a quid and select a player or official. Once a set amount is reached the tannoy booms out "ZAHA YOU WANKER".

 

[Wozza]

Apols if similar has been proposed, but how about an Amex Stadium Amex card, with 1% cashback reward... going straight into the Scudamore retirement fund?

 

[JJ McClure]

Season Tickets are now index linked to Lewis Dunk's contract so that every time he negotiates a new deal the season ticket price goes up by the same percentage.

 

[Djmiles]

Apols if similar has been proposed, but how about an Amex Stadium Amex card, with 1% cashback reward... going straight into the Paul Barber retirement fund?

Corrected for you.

 

[BNthree]

Just put a few donation boxes around. Somehow they’ll get filled up.

And perhaps install a Locadia themed 6-yard header challenge or the Dunky goal like keepy-up Challenge.. Won’t take up much space and the kids will love it. Only takes 2.5 seagull vouchers* at £2 per voucher.

* Seagull vouchers cannot be exchanged or used to buy food and drink. Only the machines.

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Also machine only accepts whole vouchers and doesn't give change.

 

[Frankie]

The most profitable thing i can think of is to charge Propper a weeks wages for every game he fails to score , i think it's 59 now , easy money .

 

[GloryDays]

Also machine only accepts whole vouchers and doesn't give change.

Of course. Ideally the customer / fan would see ahead, be economical and spend for 2 experiences / 5 vouchers at a time. Just 10GBP.

 

[Stat Brother]

We could all chip in to cover the clubs loses...







...oh.

 

[Stat Brother]

Did anyone suggest BottleTopBanGate?

 

[Giraffe]

Bring back Gully's girls but instead of having them on the pitch, put them in the concourses selling sweets, snacks and beer with mobile cafe backpacks.

 

[Whitley Bayster]

£1 a pee !!

With Paul Barber stationed at the toilet exit offering a branded range of post hand wash male grooming products at a further quid a pop.