I think they should have a one single row of "Ultra VIP" match day seating, just behind the advertising hoardings next to the pitch.
Here's the best bit.
There are literally hundreds of seats running all around the pitch with a view of all sides and ends, but..... you only have 100 tickets at say £500 each. Purchasers are allowed to move freely at any time and can run down the touchlines, behind the goals and so on for a super-premium view of the match at all times.
Plus... Beers and Pies served to them by the Substitutes are part of their half-time duties, and a private consultation after the game with CH about the teams performance for an extra £150.
Oh, and programmes printed on "Conqueror" paper with hand written annotations by the players and staff mentioned in the articles. £75.
Finally (for all those who lives in Lewes or Eastbourne and drive home from The Bridge Car Park) a VIP Service where your car is parked and waiting for you on the covered underpass on the right, just after you've done a right at the traffic lights (which always feels like an illegal turn, no matter how many times you do it..)
.... which you'd probably fail if you drank 1,000 pints a season at the Amex. That'd be 52.63 pints per game, though - which would bring in almost £240 a game (£4,500 a year) for the club. Not as if you'd remember much of it...
