[Albion] Cole Palmer - More than a bit of a ****

[DavidRyder]

Not sure I’ve seen anything from Palmer that matches Maupay v Palace away, that was beautiful fan mocking!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I sent the Palmer mock up to my 84 year old mentor yesterday. Here is his reply:

I am off my rocker
with this talk of soccer
Was there ever such displaced joy
over a spherical toy
And capering chappies
scarcely out of nappies
Running up and down
As many an overpaid clown
At least with rugger
One can hit the bugger
And so I rest in peace

 

[Flounce]

I HATE him for having the best 45 mins he will ever have his career….against us

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Nailed on to score a hat trick on friday, cheers

 

[SkirlieWirlie]

 

[Van Cleef]

Not sure I’ve seen anything from Palmer that matches Maupay v Palace away, that was beautiful fan mocking!

I'll just slip this in.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Top player. Thick as shit.

BUT

It really irks me. Everytime he scores against us (it’s happened a lot unfortunately), his go to celebration, straight away, is to goad our fans. Literally every time. I know it’s football and some players do this occasionally but this prick does it every time against us. He’s got an annoying face too. I really don’t like him. Sorry to rant.

If you don't like that, you'll have to be sitting down when I tell you about this little Neal guy who plays for Marseille.......

 

[BNthree]

I'll just slip this in.

Not just Neal, plenty of our players were having a turn too. Good lads.

 

[Van Cleef]

Not just Neal, plenty of our players were having a turn too. Good lads.

Yes, it was well done everyone. You just see a glimpse of Duffy cupping his ears before he embarks on his legendary pitch length goad. Palmer needs to up his game considerably imo.

 

[Birdie Boy]

I'll just slip this in.

Woah hold on a minute... is that the euros shirt, it looks like it and I'm wearing it now? Now that is real classy shithousery!

 

[Deadly Danson]

Yes, it was well done everyone. You just see a glimpse of Duffy cupping his ears before he embarks on his legendary pitch length goad. Palmer needs to up his game considerably imo.

Seen here in all it's glory. Plenty from Dunky too.

 

[barbus_max bhafc]

As long as I don’t see him hugging himself on Fri evening I’ll be happy

 

[el punal]

Top player. Thick as shit.

BUT

It really irks me. Everytime he scores against us (it’s happened a lot unfortunately), his go to celebration, straight away, is to goad our fans. Literally every time. I know it’s football and some players do this occasionally but this prick does it every time against us. He’s got an annoying face too. I really don’t like him. Sorry to rant.

I give you Neal Maupay!

 

[BNthree]

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Seen here in all it's glory. Plenty from Dunky too.

Love the Palace gimp that runs down the aisle to wave his Palace flag at them. That really put our players in their place! Poor Dunky must have been terrified when he saw that flag fluttering in the wind.

 

[Deadly Danson]

Love the Palace gimp that runs down the aisle to wave his Palace flag at them. That really put our players in their place! Poor Dunky must have been terrified when he saw that flag fluttering in the wind.

It may only have been an equaliser but all the ingredients are there to make that one of my favourite away day moments. Seeing as I'm at it, I occasionally watch this to remind me how cross Zaha was:

 

[Cheggers]

Good player, but an absolute cleft with a stupid monk barnet. That "COLD" Palmer goal celebration is one of the worst ones ever divised. The only other one that gets on my TITS more is when the ball is shoved up their shirt with a sucked thumb.

So you've blown your beans up some tarts muff and created a new grotch-goblin for the world. Well done you, and about 3bn other blokes. NOBODY CARES.

It's the circle of life...

 

[ChickenDipper]

As long as I don’t see him hugging himself on Fri evening I’ll be happy

Did you see it? I missed it. Gormless ****.

 

[A1X]

Has he turned up yet?

 

[El Turi]

Awful performance. He spent most of the match sulking and having a go at his teammates.

 

[Man of Harveys]

An ugly sulky mediocre little twat. So poor it was genuinely funny.