[Albion] Cole Palmer - More than a bit of a ****

[Gazwag]

I missed the celebration, even though it happened about 20 rows right in front of me, I was to busy giving Bart my hardest glare

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Didn't we try to get him - maybe on loan - a couple of years back? Wish we had!

Yes.

 

[Wardy's twin]

The guys background is quite interesting, very poor and all he wanted to do is play football so did just that. Wonderful talent and very pleased he had an off day.

 

[Eeyore]

 

[Bodian]

He didn't even score did he? Was it given to him, or a Bart OG.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

He didn't even score did he? Was it given to him, or a Bart OG.

OG.

 

[putthatboarddown]

I like him but he was rubbish yesterday. What happened when he went down in the box, did Dunk whack him?

 

[SkirlieWirlie]

I like him but he was rubbish yesterday. What happened when he went down in the box, did Dunk whack him?

Yep. ACTUAL footage...

 

[Eeyore]

Yep. ACTUAL footage...View attachment 196488

That's pretty close.

 

[Milano]

One of ours had a perfect opportunity to smash through him on about 93 mins, I think it was Gomez, and annoyingly didn’t. With no VAR….

 

[Taybha]

So Cole,what would you be if you wasn't a footballer?

 

[Van Cleef]

I'm having nothing to do with him until he learns to close his mouth. Its always hanging open. Worse than Thomas Frank's chewing.

 

[studio150]

Didn't he do some lame heart celebration?

Hardly goading. Chelsea fans were the other end of the stadium so he was hardly gonna run the length of the pitch.

Just wait until he scores a 90th minute winner at Birmingham City

 

[theboybilly]

Wouldn't look out of place on the Bayeux Tapestry

 

[Man of Harveys]

Wouldn't look out of place on the Bayeux Tapestry

Very true, particularly the horses. He looks like an offspring of Franck Ribery’s who came out a bit wrong.

 

[schmunk]

Wouldn't look out of place on the Bayeux Tapestry

The silly haircut is because he is receding. A LOT.

Maybe after seeing the pitchside ads on Saturday he'll book himself into the Vera Clinic?

 

[severnside gull]

I like him but he was rubbish yesterday. What happened when he went down in the box, did Dunk whack him?

With VAR that was a nailed-on red card for Dunk .(slam dunk?)
Really not sure what he was thinking.

 

[Javeaseagull]

I like him and think he is a wonderful player. I just think that lately he is knackered carrying that load of billion pound bottlers.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For a fabulous player he was absolutely dogshit in the second half yesterday………everything he did was a half-arsed effort (thank goodness)

Everyone can have an off day*.
And it could be argued we prevented him from playing.

*One interpretation of our debacle at 'Notts' Forest.

 

[Steve78]

The guys background is quite interesting, very poor and all he wanted to do is play football so did just that. Wonderful talent and very pleased he had an off day.

Absolutely- the video clip I saw of his mother a while back & her ridiculous over reaction to a fairly innocuous situation makes me think he’s got his head screwed on correctly.