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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Stick Cricket

    :bounce: 12 hours left for round 3.
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    Dick Knight Experience

    Did you see his cock?
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    Sussex vs Hampshire, Arundel, LV County Championship

    Girls girls, give it a bloody rest will you. I turned up, having missed the first three wickets, thinking I was about to see our relegation pretty much confirmed. The fightback was IMMENSE. I hereby apologise for describing Hoppo as "Goldenarse" in a previous NSC post, and would like to share...
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    Father Ted

    Six words KICKING BISHOP BRENNAN UP THE ARSE 4OCxc6Zsl24
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    Would you be prepared to fight for your political views?

    Maybe. At the moment, I feel lucky not to have to.
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    Stick Cricket

    Same for me. Grr.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Stick Cricket

    :bounce: Round THREE is now underway
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    In Kerry Mayo we have a currentr player who played for The Albion at The Goldstone...

    FFS -- let him bugger off somewhere now, and then he can come back and come off the bench for us in a friendly at Falmer when it opens. There's your precious link.
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    RSS Feed on the club website

    Has any thought been given to setting up an RSS feed of club news? If there has been one set up, could you make it easier to find? Thanks!
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    Another stabbing in London!

    Police cordoned off the end of Downsell Road, a residential street lined with two-storey terraced houses. Residents returning home from work were surprised to find their street had become a crime scene. They said the area was usually quite safe and nothing like this had happened in the recent...
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    Red Arrows and Falmer

    Perhaps we cold have a full on display -- paid for by HM Government, as a way of saying "sorry" for ballsing up the original decision letter. Copy that letter into the Defence Secretary, and the head of the Armed Forces, Sir Jock Stirrup.
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    Another stabbing in London!

    Four people were arrested after a 20-year-old man was fatally stabbed in east London, Scotland Yard said tonight. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "We were called by the London Ambulance Service at 5.25pm this evening to Downsell Road E15 following reports of a man suffering a stab wound...
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    Scumbag Cyclist Gets £2,200 Fine For Killing Girl He Could Have Avoided

    I suppose we're NEVER going to see eye to eye on this one. For me -- big increase in cycling means fewer cars on the roads (meaning less congestion and fewer accidents), and fewer people squashed up against your armpit, possibly rubbing against you in a pervy way, on the Northern Line. For you...
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    BBC On The Fiddle..................

    Ah! I see! You did write: "BBC On The Fiddle! Dirty f***ing etc etc" Perhaps I'm feeling a bit sensitive after all that Blue Peter cat-naming hoohah. Sorry.
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    Scumbag Cyclist Gets £2,200 Fine For Killing Girl He Could Have Avoided

    Is the number of cyclists in one street in the largest city in Europe, for a short period, on one evening of the year, representative of "most of them"? No, no it isn't.
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    BBC On The Fiddle..................

    I notice you're calling me and my colleagues, including the fragrant Sophie Raworth, "dirty fcuking ****s". Why?
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    Freehold flats What mortgages

    One hundred thousand pounds. Nothing else.
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    Former Labour MP in outstanding drunken rant

    Watch this before it gets taken down. It's the former Labour MP, for Peterborough, Helen Clark (also known as Helen Brinton before she married Meridian's political editor Alan Clark), having a boozed-up sweary argument at a hotel worker. No, she's not especially notable, but it's good anyway...
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    Favourite 60s American singing girl group

    :laugh: "Needle in a Haystack" by the Velvelettes -- one of the best pop songs EVER.

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