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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Premium Bonds

    A £1 million jackpot was won by a woman living in East Sussex. Bond number 70QR054135 was bought in April 2005 and the winner has total holdings of #3,000.
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    The Blue Peter garden

    The BBC canteen -- of which I am a regular customer -- is a DISGRACE of a building. Anyone who considers listing it is a HEADMENTAL if you ask me. The BP garden is frankly not all that either, though I suppose it's an important part of BBC heritage. Besides, the remains of Petra the dog are...
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    Who was Sussex's fastest EVER bowler?

    I know. Sarcasm, etc.
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    Today's Henley By-Election

    Assuming a uniform swing, that result (ie the changes in share of the vote for each party) repeated across the UK would result in a Tory majority of 16, according to Electoral Calculus. Sounds about right to me. Although I don't think the Lib Dems will present quite so much of a challenge, and...
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    Who was Sussex's fastest EVER bowler?

    It must be John Snow. Failing that, Bradleigh Donelan or Martin Thursfield.
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    Who plays cricket?

    Ah happy days. Scaynes Hill were the second-biggest ****s in the league, mind, after Horsham. With Lewes Priory third. Anyway I played for St Peters with Chappers and then I played for Ponteland when I moved to Newcastle, and then Great Corby in the Eden Valley league division 2 when I moved to...
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    The return of David Icke?

    Lester Piggott couldn't dig it David Icke rides a bike Richard Keys has got no knees Next line anyone?
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    BBC iplayer gets better!

    Not strictly speaking; it's because the BBC's charter won't let it put a back-catalogue of stuff up there. Give it four years :thumbsup:
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    Irish commentary on Turkey v Germany

    It was a commentator on BBC Radio Derby, Graham Richards, who said "Brian Deane collapsed just like the World Trade Center .. only less spectacularly"
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    Credit crunch cricket

    Mckay OUT!
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sussex County Cricket Clowns

    Twat off McKay you bald as a coot bastard!
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Essex v Sussex Live on Sky

    114 all out. f***ing SHIT, Sussex. f*** off McKay!
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    HELP ME!!!!!!!Ive just been charged a monthly porn subscription!

    Sounds like ID theft. Contact your bank and tell them you're being scammed, I would.
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    Credit crunch cricket

    Sod this Twenty20 lark for a game of soldiers. I've discovered the way to enjoy cheap yet decent, cricket. This may strike you as terminally sad, but in the past week I've been to two county 2nd XI games. First off was the first day of MCC Young Cricketers v Glamorgan II at Radlett (Just over £8...
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    Jobs for a 16 year old?

    Jobs in shops are probably a winner. I worked in WH Smith in Brighton Station when I was that age. Just prove to the shop manager that you are hard-working, are not going to bunk off "sick" when you're either going out or hungover, and won't rob the till. You ought to WALK in to the many retail...
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    Simple tasks that SHOULD be EASY, but are really Difficult

    What he said. It's not the actual tyre bit, it's the making sure your wheel is on exactly right afterwards, and the brake blocks aren't out of place, that gets me. However, my personal nomination is MENDING TROUSERS. Every time mine split in the crotch area, my piss-poor attempts at repair with...
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Poll: The best crooner.

    pFoeC6FhEIU
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    Phone line and broadband - who is bestest?

    I switched to BT after a VERY bad experience with Orange. I went for the cheap set-up option, and bought my own router and everything. I have to say it's been remarkably consistent every since (for about seven months now). When I go over my bandwidth limit, they charge me about 30p a megabyte...
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    Sex with the ex.

    What he said.

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