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Get him some Tango? One of my colleagues -- an absolutely top geezer, incidentally, but a Palace fan -- is retiring later this year and I'm in the same sort of quandry.

None.

A friend of a friend is a primary teacher in south London, and has a "Queen Darling" in her class.

It's not compatible with the shitey old MSIE7 on my work computers.

Obviously one of the most significant things to take place in the world this year. But not on NSC where if it doesn't involve bickering about Kuipers, or restaurant recommendations, it ain't worth it.

Who did you SHAG?

Kirtley took four wickets for the seconds in a one-dayer this week. But you're right, there's a distinct lack of a TRIED and TESTED spinner in there.

Arundel: Sussex Sharks v Somerset Sabres Weather: Sunny Wicket: Firm Sussex Sharks: M J Prior (Wkt), M H Yardy, L J Wright C J Adams (Capt), M W Goodwin, D R Smith, C D Hopkinson R J Hamilton-Brown, R S C Martin-Jenkins, C J Liddle, R J Kirtley. Somerset Sabres: C Kieswetter (Wkt), M E...

LV County Championship - Division One County P W L D Bat Bowl Deduct Pts Durham 8 4 2 2 19 23 0.00 106.00 Somerset 8 3 1 4 23 24 0.00 105.00 Kent 9 3 3 3 21 25 0.00 100.00 Nottinghamshire...

Congratulations! Next time some twat turns up on NSC to slag off workshy, lefty-liberal, mung-bean eating, PC social workers, I'm sure you'll set them right :thumbsup:

West Jesmond. Above the corner shop just round the corner from Ilford Road Metro station, in fact. Bloody great place -- only moved because I got a better paid job.

Brenda would be most displeased with the suggestion she lives in Kemptown! She's Brenda from Elm Grove...

Oh Lordy Upper Westwood, Wilts Trowbridge, Wilts Brighton (3 houses, two of them concurrently) Preston, Lancs (3 houses) Manchester Lytham St Annes, Lancs Newcastle-upon-Tyne Carlisle (2 houses) The London Borough of Ealing (3 flats so far) That's an average of a new house every 20 months...

Only about an 8. But Sophie is very, very, very fit. Did I mention I'd seen her in LYCRA? I think I might have done.

My brother sat in front of him at Gillingham once (when we were playing there) so it's entirely likely.

Fiona Bruce is VERY fit. Top arse. Looks much better without makeup, oddly.

This is because the motorway service station is the natural home of people with awkward family relationships. Assuage your guilty feeling, brought about by stopping on your way to Newcastle-under-Lyme where your mother in law is in a home (thus making you later than you said you would be) by...

I'm getting a flight at stupid o'clock in the morning in a couple of weeks, and want to stay overnight at or near Gatwick. I've looked at Holidayextras.com and frankly can't make up my mind -- they all look either too far away, have a crap transfer service, or are too expensive. Which are your...

Not the next round, I'm afraid. But if we have another league, then yes.

Looks a bit confusing. The main text/headlines should be down the middle, with the other stuff to either side. There doesn't seem much point in having travel news so prominent on a website either. I suppose they're hoping to get it sponsored.