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From The enemies of reason: Tim Lovejoy interviews Jesus Christ

There's a piece of utterly unsubstantiated (er, and untrue, m'lud) BBC gossip that says he bummed Andi Peters in his younger days.

There have NEVER been that many male primary school teachers. There were none at Balfour Infants and only two at Balfour Juniors in the 1980s/early 90s (Mr Vousden, come on down!) I don't think it's "paranoia about child abuse", though, I think it's a) an increasing amount of target-setting...

I once hit a swan just near the Heathrow (M4) turnoff I really hate the road surface between junctions 8 and 10. It's all bumpy and horrible.

I wasn't there OR at Cargo in 2004. How utterly f***ed off do you think I feel?

Not that I'm suggesting he do it -- but I'd be interested to know the notional capital value of NSC, if it were put up for sale.

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Can I be the first person to fixture NSCAdmin?

Seriously big travel company, lots of flights from Gatwick Thousands may be stranded as XL Leisure prepares to declare bankruptcy - Times Online Frankly it serves them right for stiffing me €45 for six kilos of excess baggage at Malaga airport last month. C**ts.

Seeing Lancashire and Surrey go down simultaneously would be superb compensation for not winning the title.

Do they still have: "Make it KSV for your coffee and tea, your total vending experts"?

You need a rat trap. Get one from Homebase for about 7 quid. Bait it with peanut butter (though because I am middle class, I managed to catch TWO mice using Tiramisu as a bait the other week) Do it FAST because they breed like billyo. I'm afraid it's the only way.

I'm going to bounce this thread because the future Mrs Of Pevensey Bay and I have just set the date for our nuptials. They will be in a TOP CENTRAL BRIGHTON BN1 LOCATION at the end of June next year. One of the things we're taking into consideration is the photographer's ability to organise...

Just watched some iPlayer stuff on it. The picture's bloody ace -- better than in Safari (though that may be due to the new "high quality" option on iPlayer, of course. Once I can get it to render the fonts like Safari and import bookmarks from browsers that are not IE, I'll be happy.

England have DROPPED to fifteenth in the latest world rankings. One place above the chilly Jockos! FIFA.com - The FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking

When I used to apply for jobs at local radio stations, (in the days before streaming on the internet, me laddo!) I used to have to set off early in the morning so I could listen to their breakfast shows. Was on the way to Guildford once when I had to emergency stop in front of a turning car...

Presumably they just filled it up with stories about immigrants from East Pakistan sending average house prices ROCKETING above the £3,000 mark? Anyway -- my birthday involved George VI dying, and the Munich air disaster.

Since when does Sussex HAVE a board of directors? It's a members' club, with a committee, and a management team, isn't it? Or am I just being thick?

My favourite quote of the entire year: "The day Chris Hoy starts referring to Chris Hoy in the third person is the day Chris Hoy disappears up his own arse" (Chris Hoy, on Sunday, after a journalist asked him "What does Chris Hoy think of Chris Hoy?")

Agreed 100 per cent. But do you really think a picture of a MUSLIM on a PUB SIGN is a GREAT idea? :jester: