Tony Hart

[desprateseagull]

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Tony Hart forced to give up art

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

very sad. maybe he could try holding a brush in his mouth, or with his feet.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Legend

 

[Trufflehound]

Sad news.

His daughter Carolyn was at Brighton and Hove High School in the 70s at the same time as my sister. Gave me a big childhood thrill on the couple of occasions this led to my briefly crossing paths with "that bloke off the telly" at the school gates...

 

[The Spanish]

take hart was a really creepy programme. never liked it. feel sorry for the fella though seemed a gentleman.

talking of which i heard once that terry nutkins pet seal gemini died when he inexplicably jumped out of nutkins landrover window on a motorway and was mullered by tarmac and tyres.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I know it's different but maybe instead, he could have a load of very RUNNY paint poured up his bottom and then squirt it all out all over a big sheet and enter the results for the Turner Prize?

 

[The Spanish]

from what i have heard that would have been right up his street.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

There's a piece of utterly unsubstantiated (er, and untrue, m'lud) BBC gossip that says he bummed Andi Peters in his younger days.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I heard that, after filming finished, he would often stick the plasticine puppets of Morph, Chaz AND Grandmorph into his anus, into his mouth and astride his erect penis and perform loud self-abuse whilst in a standing position.

 

[vegster]

I heard that, after filming finished, he would often stick the plasticine puppets of Morph, Chaz AND Grandmorph into his anus, into his mouth and astride his erect penis and perform loud self-abuse whilst in a standing position.

Today, This cursed day, some Little Piece of Magic just winked out of existance....

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I heard that, after filming finished, he would often stick the plasticine puppets of Morph, Chaz AND Grandmorph into his anus, into his mouth and astride his erect penis and perform loud self-abuse whilst in a standing position.

Contrary to popular belief, sometimes we can have a too much information

ps Didn't suprise me at all about Nutkins. Always was a facking wrong 'un!

 

[Buzzer]

He was a Gurkha officer. He's got no effing right to even be in Britain. Send him back home. That's what I say.

 

[vegster]

He was a Gurkha officer. He's got no effing right to even be in Britain. Send him back home. That's what I say.

Didn't he have a unique way of shaping up the men ?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

He was a Gurkha officer. He's got no effing right to even be in Britain. Send him back home. That's what I say.

Who was Buzzer: Tony H; Terry Nutjob or Morph??

 

[TSB]

ps Didn't suprise me at all about Nutkins. Always was a facking wrong 'un!

At the risk of "Doing a Pornomagboy", what's he done?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Tony Hart forced to give up art

Does that mean he'll only be known as Tony H from now on?

 

[Horses Arse]

Does that mean he'll only be known as Tony H from now on?

A touch of genious!!!!!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

At the risk of "Doing a Pornomagboy", what's he done?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Terry_Nutkins

Read it & weep!

 

[OzMike]

Does that mean he'll only be known as Tony H from now on?

Took a while but well worth the wait.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Does that mean he'll only be known as Tony H from now on?

Congratulations Mr Hark, you win a £10 voucher to spend on art materials of your choice in WH Smiths

ps It's Mr H to you!