It's not yet election time. All that has happened is that a woman who lives in Westminster has spoken into a microphone.
There are a number of processes to go through before the election officially starts.
What's wrong with socks? There's loads of available space there. To say nothing of linos' flags, crossbars and penalty spots. Are we Modern Football Ready?
Any number of spoilers would simply serve to confuse us even more.
It's gripping stuff, even if all that is happening is four people sitting around a table for twenty minutes.
Dick Knight took the trouble to speak with our kids pre-match and congratulate them on the effort they had put in.
That was the first time I ever met DK and, guess what, I'm more impressed with his comment than yours, DR.