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  1. Lord Bracknell

    A thread full of Portillo pictures

    I can understand buying a costume for a football match, but a smart outfit like this is going to cost so much that you'll have to wear it all summer. Are you sure? Or, at the very least, are you a member of SCCC?
  2. Lord Bracknell

    Sussex vs Kent CCC First Game

    All out. 291. 13 runs behind.
  3. Lord Bracknell

    Sussex vs Kent CCC First Game

    Indeed. Humiliation staved off. 250 up and still batting.
  4. Lord Bracknell

    Sussex vs Kent CCC First Game

    ... and Rawlins fizzles out for 22. 125/7. Against Kent ffs!
  5. Lord Bracknell

    Sussex vs Kent CCC First Game

    And he goes. Wright out for 29 off 19 balls. 97/6.
  6. Lord Bracknell

    Sussex vs Kent CCC First Game

    The only hope is that Delray Rawlins turns out to be brilliant and that Luke Wright's irresponsible 20 runs in 13 balls can be kept going for a bit longer than we all think will happen.
  7. Lord Bracknell

    Have we been kidding ourselves all month?

    You can't hope for success if all you do is create a team that keeps clean sheets and scores more goals than the opposition.
  8. Lord Bracknell

    7/2 on

    You know things are looking good when the odds are so unattractive that it's not worth placing a bet.
  9. Lord Bracknell

    Kicking off in EUROPA League at Lyon

    How can you be French born and living in France, at the same time as being an immigrant? An immigrant from where?
  10. Lord Bracknell

    Man dragged off UA Flight says it was "More Horrifying" Than His Experiences In Vietnam

    No. He is originally Vietnamese. As the news account makes clear, he is one of the thousands of Vietnamese refugees who escaped from the region in an open boat. That must have been a horrific experience in its own right.
  11. Lord Bracknell

    This nonsense about being effectively promoted tomorrow because of our superior GD

    I shall celebrate the first corner we get at Molineux. On Our Way.
  12. Lord Bracknell

    Park and Rides to be cleared within 2 hours on Monday

    I like this post enormously. Is it saying that people will stay behind at the end of our game on Monday, but then leave the stadium 10 minutes before the end of a match that is being played over 200 miles away? Marvellous scenes.
  13. Lord Bracknell

    This nonsense about being effectively promoted tomorrow because of our superior GD

    The thing about achieving promotion over Easter is that it takes all of the excitement out of the end of the season. We can deal with that by losing the next four matches and keeping our fingers crossed. Go for it, Chris.
  14. Lord Bracknell

    So which clubs are they ?

    It's not been looking good for Newport County in recent months. And things will only get worse in they join Leyton Orient in the National League.
  15. Lord Bracknell

    Is anybody still worried that we will not get automatic promotion?

    I won't take people through the scenario that has us losing ALL FIVE of the remaining games and STILL getting promoted, except to say that promotion would still be the most likely outcome of a run of defeats like that. Huddersfield will gift it to us.
  16. Lord Bracknell

    Is anybody still worried that we will not get automatic promotion?

    Since when did this become just mathematics? I prefer to let football have a place in my thinking. If we win the next two games, we will have a Goal Difference of at least 36. If Huddersfield win their next two games by a margin of 6 goals in each match, they will have a Goal Difference of 16...
  17. Lord Bracknell

    Is anybody still worried that we will not get automatic promotion?

    It's like sex. Even if you know that you are on course for a superb orgasm, you don't light up the post-coital cigarette until both of you have finished.
  18. Lord Bracknell

    Is anybody still worried that we will not get automatic promotion?

    Look at this from the perspective of a Terrier. If I was a Huddersfield fan, I'd be certain that the Albion had the capability of getting 6 points from 5 games, which would be enough to guarantee that the best that Huddersfield could achieve would be the playoffs (once goal difference is taken...
  19. Lord Bracknell

    Sky, get lost.

    As long as Wolves have a plan to stop Jonjo Shelvey on Friday, everything will be OK.
  20. Lord Bracknell

    Any of you work at Hove Town Hall?

    The important thing is to have someone to BLAME. How come Paul Barber has been let off the hook?

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