As Comedy Steve pointed out during his brilliant performance at Build A Bonfire on Wednesday, gay sex is an act of pleasure, between consenting adults, whereas sheep shagging is illegal animal rape.
Nah. The reason is simple. With boxing likely to be the big sporting thing on Saturday, Sky decided that Friday evening would be dedicated to the major footballing event of the week ... the coronation of Newcastle United as champions of the EFL.
Kick-off times were set accordingly...
The regularity of Rail Replacement work (especially at weekends) is now an attractive alternative for some coach operators. Such work will be better paid as well. This will tend to push up the going rate for football services.
Are they trying to persuade us that there is someone at NUFC who understands "image rights"? These two would be better advised to pop into Boots the Chemists and ask for a cheap makeover.
If the Pells Pool in Lewes can flourish as a community-run enterprise, after 157 years of operation, then so too can the comparatively young Saltdean Lido.
I remember when there were only two eating establishments in Brum considered good enough to get into The Good Food Guide ... The canteen at the College of Food and one Chinese Restaurant. Things have certainly improved since those days.
More than a soft spot. County are the first team I ever supported. I used to walk to games at Somerton Park.
Tommy Tynan is a great Newport hero (along with John Aldridge and Tony Pulis), but they were all after my time, living in the place. My County heroes were Colin ("Rock") Hudson, who...
You may not have to, of course.
How will you feel if the Albion get promoted on Monday, if Newcastle cock up their performance at home? What if Newcastle lose at Cardiff on Friday?
In either case, the Albion will become Champions with NONE of us watching.
I was expecting, at the very least, an interesting season. Ideally, I was hoping for an exciting season.
What I wasn't expecting was for the promotion race to be over, with three matches still to play. I've paid for a season ticket for 23 home games. I didn't expect that the result of match...
My recollection is that, during the final years at the Goldstone, our gates were:-
(a) terrible; but
(b) much higher than most other teams in our division.