But still incredibly funny, what next:
Selhurst Pork;
Smellhurst Dork
Ian Dappy;
Sleeve Cop All
or my personal favourite:
"Palace are complete and utter wankers"
Harsh but fair. Once upon a time I was actually quite good.
Just managed to hire out a pub for the England v Surrender Monkey game, trouble is here it kicks off at 6.45am. Nothing like going to work on a Monday morning rat-arsed.