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Someone please pluck out my minds eye.

Generally, only when my secretary starts doing Captain Caveman impressions when I walk in the office.

I have 4 bottoms!

Have to agree - Dusk till Dawn is an absolute classic and Selma getting her kit off whilst playing with a huge white python bought me to a height of pleasure I have not experienced since Pans People and Kate Bush on Tops of the Pops.

Yes, I rented that last week, it was utter cock all round apart from the Doris flying the worm thing who looked quite nice in those tight leather pants. However, beating that pile of pap by far was a film i remember watching at the ABC in Eastbourne circa 1980 called "Orca" or something like...

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Berkshire - you really are a prick aren't you.

House of Love The Cure Joy Division The Longpigs Gary Numan & Nik Kershaw

Bugger!

I'm under the weather actually, thanks for asking though.

Yawn.

Yes you do, all your threads are crap.

I'm a freedon fighter in the Druze Militia, you feckin Christains and your Christmas trees, Tunis cake, congested Christmas football calendar and Noel Edmunds can go burn.

3. Witnessed Mick Fergusson scoring for the Albion at Millwall ( Cold Blow Lane) and then watch in horror as the hoards made their way around the ground to our small away end. I was at that game, Millwall managed by George Graham with Cascarino and a young Sheringham in the side. I remember...

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Turkey that is. Given I live in Auckland and we are 13 hours in front of you lot in Blighty can anyone on NSC beat me on the stuffing a Christmas dinner down my greg front? Or to put it more plainly, I'm about as southern as you can get hemisphere wise. Merry Christmas and I do hope something...

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Sourness is a **** of the first water, he should not be fined, he should be kneecapped.

Nik Kershaws Greatest Hits and something by Carole King my previous Doris left behind. I don't consider Rammstein dodgy, but my neighbour does.

"The South Stand rose as one in salute as Steve Coppell lead his Reading side back out after the half-time break."