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Watching over here on ESPN. The pundit geezer has just said Canada's success depends on how they use their 'outside back forwards'. Help!

2015 started in Seaford with me expecting to wind down towards retirement (57 this year). In Feb work asked me to move to Southern California to make some big changes over the next couple of years. Wife, kids and dog all ecstatic. Me? Well, somewhat bemused by the unexpected turn of events but...

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Moving boxes around in Excel? Me too ... beats working. Your next challenge ... Work out which row in the above = drink, smoke, pet etc

Sad news. Pure genius that man. God given talent but smoked like a chimney, went on a daily round of pubs and bookies and stuck two fingers up to authority more than once. Womaniser as well by all accounts. I wish I'd been him. As they used to sing at QPR ... Our friend Stan is a footballing...

Indeed ... shows a proper grasp of life's priorities. If we all started chasing sunshine and olives instead of working our nuts off and watching reality TV, life would be the richer for it. Hence 'what a sensible chap'. Not one jot of sarcasm intended. Good luck to the Greeks and up yours Delors!

what a sensible chap you are

So we've made an offer which has been accepted by his club. Personal terms have been proposed without being rejected. But he's said "can you put your Summer on hold and wait four weeks while I try and get a better offer". We've laughed in his agent's face and told them to get lost. Where's the...

45-1 t o be picky (or 1 in 46)

Like it - it confirms my suspicion that we had better have the league won by the end of March or risk doing a Derby. It also looks like we are going to give the Craptober tradition a miss this year. Hall a loo ya

Another one of those probably apocryphal ones ... Lady whoever: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your drink Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it Allegedly Mrs Patrick Campbell if memory serves. Always raises a titter at Schloss Shug

Indeed, no professional club could possibly do anything like that. Silly me! https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?315143-Palace-fan-complains-about-homophobic-Dwight-Gayle-mug

Seems appropriate to bounce The Nigels' effort in this vein ...

He's obviously past his best but, as someone else said, how on earth are we going to fund/find someone of his calibre? I'm sure there are as many disasters as successes when it comes to bringing in old crocks but I'm firmly in the 'bring him back' camp. After all, he's only 2 years older...

Talking of virgins (on this thread) ... :wave: As mentioned by a few others, this thread is pure therapy. I once tried to share it with a US colleague but they couldn't make head nor tail of it which cheered me up immensely for some reason. Anyways, my tale is a little darker than all the...

Not sure how BZ could be labelled "current prem striker" Or Carlton Cole Must be Aguero then

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BAFTA headquarters Piccadilly paying no attention to the conference going on around me because I am on a video conference with home (San Diego) but obviously paying no attention to that either. In short, skiving off two things simultaneously :goal: :goal:

+2 = 152 We're in 22nd place - sandwiched between Wigan and Rotherham. One can understand why their fans might have left the country. Wouldn't happen in Germany.

:clap2: Off out for Friday fish and chips in a minute ...