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Simple Really. I live a 360 mile round trip away from Withdean. Few of my friends can go to away games because we all have kids between the ages of 3 months and 4 years and I don't fancy standing on my own away at Walsall on a Tuesday night (which I incidentally did once when we get turned over...

My music taste is as follows. I have Leftfield Leftism on as I write this, My favourite albums are Pearl Jam Ten and Rage Against the Machine - Rage against the machine. I've bought or download an album a week for as long as I can remember. I like Keane and have Somewhere only we know on my...

4 out of 4 with 12 goals scored in the last 3 suggests Capello knows what he is doing. Especially with Owen nowhere near the squad. I wasn't sure to start with but he has won me over. In terms of tempo the fact the next world cup is in the South African winter is cracking news for us if we...

It was overstretched but a couple of bits that made me chuckle included Men 2 Boyz who were 4 dwarfs and mixing the songs free Nelson Mandela with Umbrella. For me, it was in some places barely ironic but almost a complete lift of the script from X Factor.

I know a dog isn’t inanimate but... Bloke walks into a bar and says ‘Will you buy me a drink if I can prove my dog talks’ ‘OK then’ says the landlord. Bloke says ‘What does Alex Higgins feel like in the morning after 10 pints? ‘Ruff’ says the dog What does a golfer drive into if he misses the...

Phone in I can understand as it will be window licker driven now. But Commentary? Come on. Surely the BBC will be able to drag SOMEONE out who can adequately describe 22 men running around a pitch.

I’ll bet you a thousand pounds that the BBC can find someone to commentate on a game of football and host a (crap) phone in tomorrow.

1 in 10 American mortgages is being defaulted on. The 700bn is to write these of. This means that inter bank lending can in theory go ahead as there is less likelihood of shit credit being wrapped up in it all. Without credit the whole thing goes tits up and this injection is being used to kick...

First of all. That’s awful. Simple terrible and I don’t know what else to say especially as someone who has a three month old child with the memories of my wife being pregnant fresh in my mind. It’s also the kind of thing I dread. I drive around 20000 miles a year and probably drive 19900 in a...

That's how I feel. I've driven a car the next day when borderline on the alcohol limit the next day. I've driven a car tired. I've driven a car where I've been trying to change a CD and not concetrated on the road. Its very easy to go all 'Hang the bastard' when a case like this comes along but...

1066 & WW - Prebuscent attention seeking kids who should be out on the piss pulling birds not tapping away at thier keyboards. Bars Mars & Ernest - Funny as famine. Or Should That Be Funny As Famine. Steward 433 & Conboy - Spam Spam spam spam hove Born In Bred. Where to start.

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I really don't see why anyone should be polite to a jumped up little shit like you. Another one on the ignore list which now up to 7. All of them twats

I did give up after 30 minutes which is probably 25 minutes longer than most. I almost miss Blair. At least he injected a bit of humour into these things (although he isn't exactly Frankie Boyle). Cameron just seems like Blair lite. Affable enough chap but I doubt he will ever acheive really...

I only heard one policy commitment. Reduce corporation tax. Whoppie f***ing Do.

I respectfully disagree. Calling your kid 'Track' because you like running means to my mind that you shouldn't have the vote let alone be a choice on a ballot paper. On this side of the pond I currently wont be voting. I lean towards Labour but can't vote for Brown as he spent too long taking...

Well, the answer to that is quite simple. If John McCain drops dead (and in some interviews it appears that it may have happened already), the president of the USofA will be Sarah Palin. If not calling your kids Track and Bristol, saying the Iraq war is a task from God and wanting to ban...

He doesn’t find chants about Harold Shipman acceptable? Come on. He is Britains top serial killer of all time. If its quantity you are after Shipmans your man. Surely this should be a source of local pride? He pisses over Fred West.

It is an exciting signing BUT getting players on the way down rather than the way up is normally a shit idea. The last player we acquired like this was Paul more injuries than A&E on a Saturday night Kitson.