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My mates house is haunted and one haloween we were in the shed looking for something and all of a sudden a whole row of bikes proped up against a wall flew across at us.

140.6 miles away

:lolol: :lolol:

At my college you cant walk 2m without seeing one, its like a bad disease

I will be there :clap2: :clap2:

I don't think i can do it because it is a wma.

How do you do that? :dunce:

It is a classic, my mate sent it to me online and its all i listen to. There should be a Mark McGhee version

Me and my dad are going to watch us beat the :censored: northerners

There was a bus full of blondes except for one, who was a brunette. They were driving over a bridge when it skids off the road and is dangling over the edge. Somehow all the women end up on the outside of the bus holding on for their lives. The bus starts to tip so the brunette says "I'm going...

A blonde walks into a department store and is looking around when the shop assistant comes up to her and ask if she requires any help. "Yes please, i would like to buy this microwave," and points at it. The assistant looks at her and replies, "Sure, but that is a washing machine your pointing at."

1) Sven 2) Rooney 3) Beckham

Goldstone, Wembley and Highfield Rd are the ones i can remember at the moment, but im sure there are more

Not a chance, i find that england games are boring, not like Brighton games

16/16, the last ones were the tricky ones

Probably, its mostly doing about nutritional values and other pointless lessons

Gazza

Food Technology, very boring subject

I got : Science - 2x B Maths - B Statistics - B Business Studies - C French - C D&T Food - E ICT - C English - C English Lit - D

use a needle and put a hole at the lowest point on your heel and let the liquid leak out then cover it with a plaster. always works with me