Encounters with chavs?

[Stinky Kat]

In Hastings we have many chavs of all shapes and sizes.

I think I prefered skinheads

 

[Cian]

MYOB, does Ireland have chavs, I would have thought that the people of the mother country might have a little more taste...

We have Skangers instead. A chav with a job, and more into dance than hip hop, usually. You also rarely to ever get wannabe skangers from middle class areas, compared to the wannabe chavs....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I brushed shoulders with a chav and he then turned round and asked if I wanted a bottle in my face, and called me mate as well.

I politely declined his kind offer and stood my ground. He turned around rather sheepishly as he was on his own.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Can somebody please explain what a chav is please. I'd be interested to hear your definitions.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Sure. Uneducated, burberry-wearing wasters who are probably on the dole, likely to be pushing a pram with fag hanging out of mouth and maybe a can of lager in the other.

 

[Ernest]

Sure. Uneducated, burberry-wearing wasters who are probably on the dole, likely to be pushing a pram with fag hanging out of mouth and maybe a can of lager in the other.

and thats just the women

 

[Beach Hut]

Surrounded by them at Durrington Railway Station last year - rang Buzza for advice

 

[portlock seagull]

http://chavscum.co.uk/

In case you've never seen this website before

 

[empire]

lancing has got worse its unbeleivable,im ok but i know my wife gets intimidated by them hanging out at alldays,etc.where are their parents,i see kids 11 ,12 out at 10 at nite,its worrying

 

[Donk the Seagull]

At my college you cant walk 2m without seeing one, its like a bad disease

 

[Basil Fawlty]

At Lewes college in my class there is a chav in there who wears La coste stuff and has his socks tucked into his trousers.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i remember one night wlaking through a park a young chav asked me "how are your balls mate?" as his friends burst into hysterical laughter. my reply of "they are rather full currently, would you mind helping me empty them" leftthem somewhat bemused and bewildered. they could only muster "ill f***ing knife you up", to which i replied "oh no, i would much prefer it to be your hand or mouth". the little bastard didnt have a clue what was going on

 

[Donk the Seagull]

i remember one night wlaking through a park a young chav asked me "how are your balls mate?" as his friends burst into hysterical laughter. my reply of "they are rather full currently, would you mind helping me empty them" leftthem somewhat bemused and bewildered. they could only muster "ill f***ing knife you up", to which i replied "oh no, i would much prefer it to be your hand or mouth". the little bastard didnt have a clue what was going on

 

[Robbie G]

i remember one night wlaking through a park a young chav asked me "how are your balls mate?" as his friends burst into hysterical laughter. my reply of "they are rather full currently, would you mind helping me empty them" leftthem somewhat bemused and bewildered. they could only muster "ill f***ing knife you up", to which i replied "oh no, i would much prefer it to be your hand or mouth". the little bastard didnt have a clue what was going on

Hahaha i remember that

Nearly as good as when that kid screamed in mates face for no reason. The one of the kid's mates said "Im going to rough you up" to my mate

 

[Scotty Mac]

Hahaha i remember that

Nearly as good as when that kid screamed in mates face for no reason. The one of the kid's mates said "Im going to rough you up" to my mate

it was jones to be fair, the boy who was run over by a milkfloat

 

[Robbie G]

it was jones to be fair, the boy who was run over by a milkfloat

And crashed into a parked car

 

[Race]

Oh, what coincidence!

My wife has just come back glowing from an encounter with chavs in Lee on Solent in Hampshire. The little shits threw an ice cream (pink!) at the car. She thought "stuff it, I don't see why I should take this" and executed a high speed U-turn to have a quick word. They all scarpered, brave as you like.

She then cruised the streets looking for them(!) and found one hiding behind a wall. She parked up, and confronted him, using words that would appear on here as !!!! and !!!!. She took one step forward, and he ran away, pausing only to swear at her. She still had the bit between her teeth, so she got back in the car and drove around looking for them.

She saw them down an alley, executed another high speed U-turn and drove at them down the alley! All ran, and one threw himself and his bike over a garden wall! She got out giving it the "come on then" like a true crew member, and not one of them wanted to play.

She wants to go out chav-hunting again now, she's got a taste for it!

And there was me thinking Lee on Solent was full of old biddies eating fish and chip suppers! Actually thats a lie cos I've witnessed plenty of chavs round near the arcade!

Mrs HampshireSeagulls sounds a bit like me, if some chav had done that to my car I would have done exactly the same! Tank doesnt call me the rotweiler for nothing!

 

[Beach Hut]

Most of my Under 14 team I manage are part-time Chavs

 

[Race]

Can somebody please explain what a chav is please. I'd be interested to hear your definitions.

Where we came from chav was used to desribe a pikey/gypsy, or as kid we'd refer to someone as a chav if they were scruffy/wore hand me downs that didnt fit properly!

Now chav seems to be something to do with hoodies and burberry, or having loads of money and not knowing how to spend it on the right fashion labels!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

And there was me thinking Lee on Solent was full of old biddies eating fish and chip suppers! Actually thats a lie cos I've witnessed plenty of chavs round near the arcade!

Mrs HampshireSeagulls sounds a bit like me, if some chav had done that to my car I would have done exactly the same! Tank doesnt call me the rotweiler for nothing!

That's my bloody parents - just moved down from Sussex! To be honest, they get cheap fish suppers, so I send them into the chippy to get mine and the boys' at 10% off! That's my (true) pikey roots showing again......

Get to Lee often then? I would put money on Tank eating in the Bluebird Cafe....!

Lee is kind of a Chav training ground. They are slightly too middle class out there to be real chavscum from Gosport, which is why they tend to run rather than stand and fight. Then again, the Gosport ones aren't much better - lots of mouth and very little balls. We like to bait them into confrontations, then use them as sparring partners.......got a round of applause in Gosport high street once for demolishing a particularly nasty piece of work. Looked around, and it was copper......