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Quite a nice day in London... :wanker:

Just because Stevie May, it doesn't mean we all have to.

Team Thursday - that's me. Happy as can be.

Leave Brian out of this. Think of the badgers.

I was told that cats stop eating when it's really cold. It turns out it's true. I put mine in the freezer for a week and it stopped eating anything after the first 5 hours.

John's Ironmongers have recalled the last 1500m of iron-on tape they sold, due to it giving footballers worse rashes than Border Force uniforms.

London Warriors beat London Blitz today to win the Southern division and condemn the Blitz to yet another trip to Glasgow for the play-offs. Photos show the Warriors' receiver in black trying to catch the ball but the Blitz cornerback, ahem, playing 'good defense' (facemask foul that was not given).

One might also be foolish to anticipate an absence of injuries that might push Casper into the no. 1 slot.

My wife.

There is no god. Never has been, never will be. Anyone who believes otherwise has limited intellect. You may now close his thread. :cheers:

Ob-la-di tune. Brighter-nan, brighter-nan, brighter-nan, Ho-ove Brighter-nanno-val-bion. (And then four double-time claps to keep everyone in rhythm)

There's two on there I would love to see with us and I'm gobsmacked they've been overlooked; absolutely gobsmacked. Ulloa and Upson. :hilton: Edit - I never liked that 'One Teddy Maybank', never.

To the tune of 'Super, super Tom' Jay-eff, Jayeffcee, Jay-eff, Jayeffcee, Jay-eff, Jayeffcee - Jake Forster-Caskey. "Who's that man we signed from Barnsley, Who's that man we all adore, Chris O'Grady is his name, and he scores a goal a game, And we don't miss singing about Leonardo Ulloa...

This is worse than ridiculous now. Is this the right room for argument?

You want some, do you? You want some?! I'm making a complaint about you as soon as I can find the right form to submit it on. :kiss:

Just got home. There were glimmers of fluid, attacking and incisive play today but it broke down when we got within 25-yards of goal. I'm not sure we worked their keeper that hard, admitting that he had to make a number of saves - it's just that none of them really tested him. Ince looked...

Will you stop going on about stuff like this? It's ridiculous.

O'Grady is looking like a really solid purchase. Kemy's looking dodgy but Shamir Fenelon once again looks like a hot prospect I can't imagine just how hot it must be onfield. It's bloody roasting in the shade.

POTG confirmed - £12.