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I always get the train to the Amex so you can pi55 right off with such a disparaging and patronising offer. Add two pints of Harvey's at half-time and you might have a deal.

Thou shalt not mess up the English language with Americanisms. Thou shalt not use Americanisms unless you can explain their origin. Thou shalt not make too much noise. Thou shalt not ever, ever, ever sit and snort gallons of gunge up your nose, repeatedly, when blowing your nose would save us...

Give me an 'F'! Give me another 'F'! Give me a 'P'! What's that spell? It spells 'not really paying attention'. :wave:

In today's 'Worst Spelling of the Day' competition, this is a front-runner. Let's hope we haven't peaked too early. :banana:

Warren Aspinall must be dreading whoever comes in to replace Uzea. Unless it's a proper Englishman like Emily Hoskins.

Whose mascot is a puffin and will we play them often enough to use this terrible bl00dy tune? All will be revealed when... sorry - nodded off then, just for a moment.

I'd rather a girl wore make-up and kept herself healthy than plastered herself with make-up and was overweight and lazy. The same goes for my feelings about how men look after themselves too, but only recently are men really starting to feel the pressure of media portrayal of 'perfection' in...

If Scottish football is rubbish, how come we only beat Partick Thistle 4-0, eh? EH? EH?!?! Oh...

Anyone? Hoping to be able to grab a train and get down there.

He doesn't look match fit. :yawn: You've got to work the goalkeeper from there. :shootself Sorry - I hope the OP's sentiments are correct, sincerely. :albion2:

Glasses on or glasses off, if it's as far away as the distance from your nipples to your nuts, you just can't make your eyes see it properly. Sweet corn is an ice-pack, not food. A good bowel movement smells only half as bad as a minor fart. It hurts to stand up for too long, and then it...

Scratching your head over that, are you?:ffsparr:

I like the idea of wanting an explorer ticket for when you go and see your girlfriend. :D

Maybe he was - I never know the mysterious ways in which football deals work. Perhaps he had to be allowed to trim his toenails or sign some endorsement or other first.

Some reporting that Leicester are looking to shift Chris Wood now.

I think someone on here previously referred to me as Captain Diversity. I'll take that... mostly because Major Annoyance has already been taken. :whistle:

Do we get many women on NSC? No? I wonder why... #dejavu

Driving from South London to North, about an hour ago, there was rain like I've not seen in a long time. Absolute torrential downpour. Not many cars kept going through it - a combination of terrible visibility and deep water. Amazing. No thunder though.

Shot some British American football today. Always nice to get a long-bomb touchdown thrown straight at you. :cheers:

To the tune of Oklahoma. Chriiiiiiiiiiis!! O'Grady when the ball comes sweeping down the wing, Now it's in the box, he takes a shot And the Albion lead the game again. Chriiiiiiiiiiiis!! O'Grady when he signed we wondered who he was, Now he scores each game, our hearts inflame And the Albion...