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Were loose.

“Merry Christmas, sweetie. How would you like me this morning?” “Quietly. My mother’s next door.” Still the best Christmas present I’ll receive though.

Merry Christmas! My Christmas present lies sleeping beside me; time to gently awaken her I think. Followed later by the annual battle with poultry.

Coutinho was unplayable on the day.

Him or Timmy. Timmy or him. Who is the bigger ****? Tough call. No, not really; it’s pretty easy to make the call: Piss off, Timmy

Do you live in Withdean by any chance? I wonder which one of the group didn’t vote for him!

Thx both - I’ll be calling supporter services then!

Umm, that’s it really.

El Presidente please generate an acrostic which includes ‘Qazvin’ next time...

Yes, we all know what the score was, thank you. And why the need to repeat it?

Exactly this.

Outstanding analysis, great writing, amusing acrostic. What’s not to like? No dwarf porn - that’s what.

Viewed from before the game: a point gained Viewed from after the game: 2 points dropped - we completely gifted their second, and largely gifted their first. Sign Mooy up now. Traore too please.

I can boost my hot water for 30 mins, 1 hr or 2 hrs in the way you describe, but not the heating - which can only be controlled manually at the device, remotely via the app, or with the scheduling manually at the device or on the app...

Yes, I'm 99% sure it would be. El Presidente would know for sure.

In amongst all the bile on most threads that involve politics, there is occasionally a well-written, thoughtful argument that causes me to pause and reflect - always a good thing. This is one such post - thank you.

Yes - but some of the pizzas I’ve had delivered taste like they were made 3 hours ago and then driven 150 miles.

I dursn’t list them for fear of ridicule. A quick think reveals far too long a list though - time to get the secateurs out...

Oi.

I'll be attending the parties put on by 7 companies, at 6 of which I'll have to make a speech, plus going as the +1 to my partner's, at which, thankfully, I won't. I'm looking for nothing more than making sure I'm not talking about anecdotes about Company A at Company B's party. I'll count it...