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[Film] Have you had your Christmas party yet?



CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,395
Boring By Sea
I’d be interested to know which of us has to pay to be at their Christmas Party and who gets it paid for by ‘the company’. Being public sector I have to pay in entirety for my food, drink and DJ.
 




Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
Calling [MENTION=2159]Digweeds Trousers[/MENTION]
 


Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,927
BN1
Xmas Parties for the four ages

The first age - Company is paying, loads of pissed young women - 'GET IN'
The second age - Doing quite well at this company, make an appearance and try not to blow all future prospects due to one night of over-indulgence
The third age - Find an excuse to miss it completely or just leave early
The fourth age - Have to make an appearance and speech. Loads of pissed people telling you why they should get a pay rise/promotion

Don't miss it at all :lolol:

I am definitely at stage 3.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
Xmas Parties for the four ages

The first age - Company is paying, loads of pissed young women - 'GET IN'
The second age - Doing quite well at this company, make an appearance and try not to blow all future prospects due to one night of over-indulgence
The third age - Find an excuse to miss it completely or just leave early
The fourth age - Have to make an appearance and speech. Loads of pissed people telling you why they should get a pay rise/promotion

Don't miss it at all :lolol:

I'm at the Third Stage, this years bunfest will be at Jury's Inn by the station the coming saturday, I'm expecting that its pretty cheap and that's why it's been booked. I'm swerving this for the second year running and also not doing the Secret Santa after last years " Gift " which I never received til early January, this consisted of a key ring and a insulated cup holder worth about £1.99 .
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
I’d be interested to know which of us has to pay to be at their Christmas Party and who gets it paid for by ‘the company’. Being public sector I have to pay in entirety for my food, drink and DJ.

We tend to get the £9.99 pp finger buffet and if you have the good fortune to hit the bar at the same time as one of the directors you might get a free beer.
 






timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,508
Sussex
Excellent :lolol:
My nephew is loving the time off from Sussex Uni, courtesy of the striking staff.
That's all he needs is more time off :wink:


I don’t get this. Your nephew is paying for a service and celebrates when he doesn’t get it.
 








Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
20,679
Born In Shoreham
Another of the benefits of being self-employed

Bah Humbug :wink:
I’m the same, well at least we don’t have to put up with Carol from accounts wearing antlers thinking she’s just thought of the idea, Adam from sales finally plucking up the courage to sexuality harass some poor new girl ... yeah not missing much.
 






timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,508
Sussex
I didn't say he was celebrating ???
In fact enjoying the time off to study :wave:

Ok. Not celebrating. This is what you said:

Excellent
My nephew is loving the time off from Sussex Uni, courtesy of the striking staff.
That's all he needs is more time off
 


blue'n'white

Well-known member
Oct 5, 2005
3,082
2nd runway at Gatwick
I used to work in the public sector so the idea of a freebie was completely alien.

I think a mate of mine had it right when he said when asked if he was going to the Christmas meal - "Good God no I don't choose to work with these people but I can choose not to socialise with them"
 


AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,769
Ruislip
Ok. Not celebrating. This is what you said:

Excellent
My nephew is loving the time off from Sussex Uni, courtesy of the striking staff.
That's all he needs is more time off

Obviously uni education not working for you???

Excellent, is what I was said in replying to HWT's quote to me.

My nephew is loving the time off from Sussex Uni, courtesy of the striking staff, meaning he's enjoying the time off.

That's all he needs is more time off, meaning the students get enough free time off, which doesnt help having the extra time off.

Is that clear enough for you, or would you like me to explain in pictures???
 




SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,749
Incommunicado
Obviously uni education not working for you???

Excellent, is what I was said in replying to HWT's quote to me.

My nephew is loving the time off from Sussex Uni, courtesy of the striking staff, meaning he's enjoying the time off.

That's all he needs is more time off, meaning the students get enough free time off, which doesnt help having the extra time off.

Is that clear enough for you, or would you like me to explain in pictures???

Will they be in crayon:dunce:
 




Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Apr 30, 2013
14,124
Herts
I'll be attending the parties put on by 7 companies, at 6 of which I'll have to make a speech, plus going as the +1 to my partner's, at which, thankfully, I won't. I'm looking for nothing more than making sure I'm not talking about anecdotes about Company A at Company B's party. I'll count it as a win if I don't get blank looks as I go through the speech. Eight parties in 6 weeks, none of which I'd choose to attend unless I kinda had to.
 








BLOCK F

Well-known member
Feb 26, 2009
6,723
Oh, the joy of being retired; you don't have to go to anything you don't want to and don't have to mix with people you don't like.:D
 


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